Life — August 31, 1899 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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“te Ikey: Please, farder, give mea dime for ice-cream, Tam 80 hot! Patuer: Ikey, mein shon, dot ts a valst of money. J vill tell you # One ghost story dot vill make your blood run cold, Exchange. HEALTH GIVING Qualities to infants are contained in every can of Gail Bor- den Eagle Brand Condensed Miik, “It saved the baby's life” 1s the message received from thousands of mothers. Eagle stands first. A Nrano freight hand upon a Southern railway had been placed in charge of a mule, the destination of which was marked on @ tag attached by twine to the animal's leg. Before the mule could be persuaded to enter a car, he man- aged to reach the tag, and before the negro could Interpose he had that tag well chewed up. The old man looked at the local freight agent In great perturbation, and #1 “What I goin’ to do wid dat niitet Me done eat up de place where he s gotn'."— Youth's Companion, My dear boy, {f you have the blues, order a bottle of Cook's Imperial Champagne Extra Dry, Itis exquisite, IN an taterview with a representative of the London | Daily Chronicte, Me, Dunne told a story about the evening Paper in which Mr Dooley first made his ‘appearance—an MIfated sheet whlch the gods loved. One day, Just before the end, @ funeral passed the ofice with a land playing the “Dead Maret from Srv. ‘The edior and Mr. Dunne watched It with emotion and fear, + Can It be,” they whl<psred, “ our subscriber?” —The Bookman. HOTEL VENDOM:, BOSTON. Accessible location, excellent table, prompt service. SDAY-SCHOOL TEACH Who was the wisest man, That's right. mau? Jonah." “Wrong; bat what reason have you for believing Jonah was the strongest man?" “Cause the whale coulda’t hold him after tt got ulm down.”—Denter Times. Now, Willle, who was the strongest THE HOTEL ‘1HORNCIKE,"" BOSTON, opp the Public Gardens. Is most comfortable, and thoroughly equipped. Euro- pean plan. A story fs told of @ well-known whist player who imagined himself an authority ou the game, After boring his friends with verbal comments, suggestions and advice upon the methods of play, he at last wrote and published a book, One copy was sent to a famous plaser for his opinion about | ft. In about a week the book was returned to him with the following letter : “My Dear Sir: Your favor of the — Inst., accompanied by your book, was duly received,” I have read It very care- fally, It seems to be a very good game, but [don't think It 1s as good a game as whist, Sincerely yours, ad exchange. A DELIGHTFUL REGION FOR AUTUMN OUTINGS. At no season of the year Is that delightful region, located in Western North Carolina and called “The Land ot the Sky," as charmingly entrancing us when the great for ests clothing the mountain sides begin to take the multi- colored hues of the sombre autumn, The Southern Railway operates through vestibule trains from New York and Cin cinnat! direct to Ashevi.le, thecentre of this wild region, | and to Hot Springs, its popular resort, A pamphlet, fully ilustrated, sent free upon application to A. 8. Thweatt, E. P. A., Southern Railway, £71 Broadway, New York. UNEASY Passexcen (vn an ocean steamship): Doesn't the vessel tip {rightfully DioNIv1ED STEWARD: The Vessel, mum, Is tryIng to set a good example to the passengers. —Excha nye. For the essence of all that’s smooth, subtle, patatable and delictous, try a Kremette Punch. Kremette, the new French eam dressing. Order a bot tle from him. Make a Kremette Punch yourself by adding Kremette to vanilla tce-cream and serve in a punch glass Kremette, the latest production of » Heubleia and Brother, possesses, as do all their other products, those qualities, dependent upon infuite care and absolute purity. Ask your grocerabout A flat tin box does not take up much room in the pocket, is not heavy to carry and is a real convenience to all who smoke BETWEEN THE ACTS LITTLE CIGARS as it keeps them from breaking or drying and reserves their flavor. t does not add to the cost—10 for toc. (at all stores) or we will send you 50, anywhere, for 50c. prepaid. This is one way to save money without loss of com- fort or satisfaction. ‘The American Tobacco Co. (55 Fifth Avenue, New York City. G. A. R. ENCAMPMENT, PHILADELPHIA. Reduced Rates via Pennsylvania Railroad. On account of the Thirty-third Annual nd Army of the Republic, to be held wt Philadelphia ou September 4, 5, 6. 7, 8and9, the Pennsylvanla Rallroad Com- pany will sell’ excursion tickets from potuts on Its line to Pitiadelphla at rate of singie fare for the round tri that the fare from New York and Raltimore wil Newark. N. J.. $2.85; from Elizabeth, Ne J., $2.75, portionate rates from Intermediate points, Tickets will be sold on September 2, 3, 4 and 5, good to return on September 12, inclusive; but by depositing ticket WIth Joint agent at Philadelphia on September 4, 6, 7, 8 oF 9 and the payment of Ofty cents, return limit may be extended to September 30, lnclusly . Sipe Tues, ets for side trips to Washington, Old Point Comfort, ttysburg, Antietam and Virginia battlefields will also be sold'wt greatly reduced rates, neampment of the OLD OVERHOLT Quality, Not Quantity. 4. OVERHOLT & 60., Pittsburg, Pa. FAR-OFF ISLANDS OF THE PACIFIC Agents of the New York Central Lines are ar- ranging for travel across this Continent via Chicago, St. Louis and Cincinnati to New York and Boston in connection with the great Ocean Ferries, No other American line stands so well at home or abroad as the “NEW YORK CENTRAL,” For a copy of The Luxury of Modern send une 2-cent stamp to George H. Daniels, Ge: Agent, Grand Central Station, New Vork. It would be impossible to improve OLD RYE by any addition whatever. It is a Hand-made Sour mash, a thoroughbred, and beyond competition. H. B. KIRK & €0., Noy. FROM LIFE! MODEL STUDIES for painters and sculptors : beauties, Stereoscopicr, Only origins photos Price et with 100 miniatare snd pet paotos, 8. RECKNAGFI. Nachtolger, Pablishers, Municd, Ger many. 1, Brieffach. SPECIAL NOTICE. We earnestly request our subscribers to give us a full weck’s notice of any intended change in their addr Notice to affect the issue of the following week. of chunge should reach us by Thursday Under a recent act of Congress, paper matt will not be forwarded toa new address, no matter whether instructions are sent to the local post office or not, unless addressee also sends stamps to that office to prepay cost of re-mailing. Letters are forwarded without any trouble, but papers must be paid for a second time if they are to be forwarded. comicbooks.com