Life, 1899-08-03 · page 16 of 20
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This page is primarily **advertising and filler content** rather than political satire. The main story, "At Scissors at Mills" by N.A. Jennings, is a humorous anecdote about a Philadelphia tenderfoot (inexperienced newcomer) who impresses rough Western lawmen with expert gun-handling tricks—a common frontier humor trope of the era. The story plays on stereotypes: the cultured Easterner initially appears incompetent but reveals hidden expertise, subverting the marshal's condescending assumptions. The "trick" of shifting a pistol's position to make it appear aimed demonstrates skill that earns respect in this lawless context. The page also includes historical anecdotes (Henry VIII and the abbey) and period advertisements (Wilson Whiskey, Life bound volumes, Hunter Whiskey). There is no discernible political cartoon or sustained satire—just period entertainment and commerce.
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N. A, JENNINGS, author of “A Texas Ranger,” spent four Years during the early seventies tn the ‘Star State in the mounted service, and then returned to his home in Phila phia, But the spirit of adventure moving him, he returne to the West, and 1881 found him tn Rico, Colorado, a frontier mining camp—primitive, lawless and picturesque. [te wore clothes that fitted him, and soou Lecatne known to the tnbab- {tants as a tenderfoot, One day he was sitting in the barroom of the only hotel in the place when the town marshal aud the shertif couferred one with the other as to a Lit of official business, during the Course of which the shertif asked the marshal for one of his Tevolvers. ‘The marshal drew {t from his holster and handed It over. It was of forty-five calltre, a Colt, precisely such & weapon as Jennings had carried for sears in Texas, and in the use of Which he was # famous expert, The serif held tt up admiringly. “Pretty blg gun, ain't 11?" he remarked, patronizingly, to Jennings. © Yes,Indeed," answered the former ranger, with cbitd- like Innocence. Don’t have such big guns as that in Philadelphia, eb?" Indeed. It must weigh about ten pounds.” “Well, {t doesn't welgh as much as that; but it's a pretty big gun, ain't ity”? + Yes; let's see tt. ‘The sheriif carefully opened the weapon and extracted six large, iurderous cartridges and handed It to Jennings, who took It in somewhat the same mauner as a nervous parent lifts his first-born. “Ain't much used to guns, suggested the shertd, hatf. pityingly, For sale by all Newsdealers in Great Britain. ‘The Inter- ws Company, Bream’s Building, Chancery Lane, national London, E. C., England, AGENTS. Established 1823. WILSON WHISKEY. That’s All! | THE WILSON DISTILLING CO., Baltimore Md. Jennings fumbled the pistol awkwardly and then handed ft lack butt foremost, Now, oue of the most prized tricks of the expert plaiustman Is to hand @ pistol toa man 1 the usual way, but, Just before It passes from him, to sbift tt in his hands with an tmperceptitie movement, so that the man who reaches for It finds bimseif looking into its tarrel, This ts what happened in Rico, and the shertif turned white tn «pite of his knowledge that the pistol was unloaded, Then Jen- pings nonchalantly caught the revolver on the trigger aud made it whirt like a pinwheel. Then be asked for another revolver, and soon had that «pinning tu his left hand. After tis exntbition he returned the plstol and walked out on the porch. Half an hour later a clean-shaven man sauntered up to Jenuings’s chair and said to bim tn a balf-whisper: “Say, stranger, where ave yon from?” From Philadelphia,” answered Jenvings. “Philadelphia thunder! Say, where are you from? 1 won't give you away." —Saturday Evening Post. Many readers will recall that Hemy VIII. of Englaud took to the crown all the property of the Church, Some time before the abbots and the clergy were plundered, the king. had his Jokes at their expense, and the following story tells one of them: The King ts sald often to have been at Waltham. On one occusion he had Leen hunting in Epping Forest, and bad cotne to the abbey alone, disguised as one of bis own guard. Dinner was Just ready, and he was invited to the abbot's table. His appetite was 80 good that the abbot at last exclatmed, unaware whom he was addressing: “TL would willingly give a hundred pounds on condition I could feed.as heartily on beef as thou dost.” WARPER AND BROTHERS: NEW YORK AND LONDON. japan in Transition, By Stafford Ransome, Illustrated, §. J Enchanted India, By Proce Bojidar Kanigeorgerttce 78, Mr. Mito Bush and Other Worthies, By Hayden Carrey Tustrated. $1. 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