Life — July 13, 1899 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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LIFE ] Cnoutie: It costs me about four thousand dollars @ year to live. DoLtik: What a waste of money!— Yonkers Statesman. SUMMER FEEDING for Infants necessitates the greatest caution and careful study of conditions. In dlet, first and last, The use of Gall Borden Eagle [rind Condensed Milk has largely stmpitfied this problem. Beware of unknown brands. Get the best. ca A Tony at the expense of the Colontal Secretary ts going the rounds. Mr. Chamberlain, when a little boy, was playing one day with his sister at a gume of “lattes "—each child having a regiinent of toy soldiers and a popgun to fire at the girl's soldiers went down quickly under wy firing, aud he was proclaimed the victor, Thoughtful child, he had glued his men to the floor. Argonaut. Fox polite service, all the conventence of home, and fine location, you will do Well to stop at the “Thorndike” while tn Boston Wire: nt Huspaxp your mone What would folks ay If 1 should appear In tights, : They would probably say 1 married you for change, A reaver arte Irnpertal Champag. 4 wholesom xtra Dry. aw It Is delicious, Cook's Its xupe Brown: Well, my dear girl, / should have thought you'd have been rath that [won fifty pounds. It isn't as if I betted regularly, but Thad the tip that the horse «lmply coutan't hoe. Mas, Baown: That's all ve won't ted bad the de -¥ well, but Fonly trust that it you Into tad habits, and P think you might have nicy to puta little on for me.—/unch, HOTEL VENDOME, BOSTON. Commonwealth Avenue. Electric Lights. ved plumbing. Sie: When are you gotng to give me the mouey to buy that new dress? Mr: Next That's what you sald last and that's what I say now, and Tam going to say Faln't the kind of aman who says one thing and another thing next we suge. New and most apps next wei one wee Drowstness ts dispelled by Beecham's Pills. Young HANKINSON (muaking a enti): parrot a long tine, Miss Laura? Miss LAURA: Yes, we have had him sevenal years. You have had that . n {mitate almost anything. “They have a remarkably clever parrot over at the Cas- terling, Miss Latina, It can imitate the sound of a kiss to perfection, Is that among the accomplishinents of our feathered friend tn the corner? Miss Laura (indignantly air. an Imitation of @ sound he Is not accust Hankinson. ‘Tue Pannot: Walt, George, dear, tll I take this bird out of the room.—Exchange. He does not attempt d to bear, Mr. There’s no disa- greeable stickiness, no permeating scent, no irritation from Wool Soap * using—it gives the skin the clean fresh- ness of a “dip in purity.” Swift and Company, Makers, Chicago 11 1 ih ot | | : I : | z | Ie what Indirectly broughtaboutthis trade result. 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