Life — July 6, 1899 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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_+ LIFE: If, when you're on the ocean And the seas are mountain high, Everyone looking gloomy And things all gotng awry, You have a queer sensation About aintdships of your person, Which & agrowing more Despite Start for the rall—You're Itt Tuk people have heen taught the blessings of soap more fully within the last decade than ever before since began, and most conspicuous have been the bles Pears’ Soap, which Is now so largely used throughout the clvilized world. This renowned soap has become @ pre- requisite in all well-equipped tollet and tathrooms on account of ft fascinating purity and excellence ; whil Pears’ Shaving Stick—the original shaving #tick— more men's faces and hearts than any other shaving soap made. BiLkins was seated In an easy-chalr enjoying hts paper, while his wife was busy with fancy work. Robby, the four- year-old son of the household, on the Noor, was fighting « battle with tin Koldlers. Mresently the little fellow tred of his play and exclatined, “Mamma, won't you please tell me a fairy story?” “I don't feel Iike ft to-night, Bobby," sald Mra. Blikins, “Go and get your papa to tell you what detained him down- town so late last night. ‘That will Le # fatry story.”” Exchange. CAREFULLY EXAMINED. Every quart of milk offered at any one of the many con- densaries where the Gall Borden Eagle Hrand Condensed MUk 1s produced, 1s xclentifieally tested and rust be of the bighest standard. Valuable book entitled “Batlex,” sent free. Uxcte Jons: Martha says in her letter that it tall a ie about employers Mirting with their typewriters. She has worked for a dozen different men, aud has never been annoyed In the least. Manny: How long ts tt since you saw Cousin Martha, Uncle John? *Lhaven't scen her these twenty years.” “That's what I suspected."—Boston Transcript. HOTEL VENDOME, BOSTON. ‘The {deal hotel of America for permanent of transtent guests, ANN (reading tabortousty): Nev you seen this, Mike? It sez here that whin @ mon loses wan av his xinses, his other yuped, F'rtustans, a blind mon gets au’ tor pticed It meself. Wohin a mon has wan leg shorter than the other, begorra, the other leg’s longer, alu'tIt, now t—Bychange, THE THORNDIKE, BOSTON. Quiet, and used by the best people, Most accessible of all Back Bay hotels, Wil these pants bag at the knees? : Mine frtent, no pants will tag at the knees If you treat dem right. I tell you bow Lefore you go. It ees my own Invention, hen I'l take them. plant® « Neffer alt down."— Here ts the money. What 1s your 0 York Weekly, Liver complaints cured by Beecham's Pills. A COACHING party was passing through a bleak stretch of New Hampshire country on the way to @ mountain resort. ‘The coach halted at a watering-trough opposite a dilapidated | old house, and the tourlsts indulged freely in comments on the dreariness of the «pot. * [pity the people who Ive here,” sald one young woman, In @ tone unwisely clear. ‘They must be as poor as poverty, Look at that pasture full of boulders, and that discouraged meadow.” Well, now, came « voice from the doorway, In which suddenly appeared @ lank man In overalls and a bright red shirt," I'm not so pooras you think. I don't own this land, Im Jest a-birtn’ of it."— Youth's Companion, You hear sometimes of a perfect man. He ts the fellow your wife could have marrted.— Exchange, Lon COLERIDGE writes: “ Send me fifteen dozen Cook's Imperial Extra Dry Wine. I tried t while bere and find tt supertor.” tonched Save half your money Do not throw it away | in half-smoked cigars! You will find that 50% of your cigar money 1s thrown away every day if you recall how few cigars you really have time to smoke ‘‘up.”” BETWEEN THE ACTS LITTLE CIGARS cost 10 cents for 10; they are pure—clean —all good tobacco, and are in every way a very satisfactory short smoke. Let us send you 50—to try. We will deliver them at our club, office, or ome for 50 cents. American Tobacco Cow 431 Fifth Avenue, New York City. | request, which Colfers, and all who Walk or Stand Much Use ALLEN’S FOOT-EASE | A Powder for the Feet. Shake Into Your Shoes Allen's Foot=Ease, a powder for the feet. It cur ecomfort di ‘he age: ext comfart discove enge. Allene Post Eas makes tght-tttine oF pew shoes fowl easy. [tis acertain cure for aweating, callons and burning, tires hi FBO, (KO testimon ia Teation. Sect by mall forsie. ia stamps Sake FREE Disi.thcae ALLEN S. OLMSTED, Le Roy, N. Y. (Mention this magazine). BEWARE OF IMITATIONS « “IF.LHAD ONLY KNOWN OF THIS YEARS AGO” -ED. PINAUD'S EAU DE QUININE 161 BROADWAY. 688 BROADWAY. 723 SIXTH AVENUE. All you have guessed about life insurance may be wrong. Ifyou wish to know the truth, send for “How and Why," iasued by the Pexw ‘Mcroat Live, (1-3-5 Chestnut Street, Philadelphia. One day a man carrying a fuzzy little poodle dog under one arm entered the office of Philip D. Armour tn Chicago, | and tried to talk him tato buying It. The price was exorll- tant, two hundred dollars for a useless toy poodle. Mr. Armour looked at the man, then at the dog, and back again at the man, and sald: ‘ “No, The sausage business most pick up considerably hefore I can pay so much for smali dogs. Bring around a mastlff and I'll talk to you."* On another occasion one of those self-confident young men who belleve that all wealthy men have a tender spot | for the man of nerve, and who do not hesitate to approach even the bustest men, made Mr. Armour a decidedly bold promptly dented. Summoning up all the haughtness at hiy command, the young man sald, ina tone that was meant to crush Mr. Armour: ell, all Lean say 1s that you are no gentleman.” “Young man"—with @ cold, enlgmatical smite— I'm a buteher."—Ezchange, |SOME VERY FAST TRAINS ON THE PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD. Speaking of the running of trains at a mile a minute speed, an expert In these matters sald to The Saunterer yes- terday: “Tsee by reference to a puliixhed statement that the fastest tnuln in the country will be put ou the road between New York and Saratoga. According to the leaving and arriving time, its speed Is not a mile a minute, but a little ‘over forty-nine miles an hour, The sixty-minute flyer on the Pennsylvania Ratiroad to AUantic City ts much faster “The regular schedule time of the Pennsylvania Rall- road"s Atlantic City Flyer, last summer, was sixty five miles an hour from Camden to Winslow Junction, and seventy: five miles an hour from the latter point to Absecon. “There are two trains between Philadelphia and New York on the Pennsylvanta Rallroad’s regular schedule that ake @ faster run every day tn The * Business Man's Express," leaving ja at 7.33 in the morn- Ing, 1s scheduled at 49.83 miles per hour, while {te mate, the 400 p.m. from New York, annthilates time at the rate of 40.0 miles per hour. All things considered, these two trains are really the fastest regular trains tn the country, and on sections of the road, notably between New Bruns. wick and Trenton, their scheduled xpeed ts considerably over mile © minute. The sustained rate of xpeed, by the way, on all express trains of the Pennsylvania allroad between New York, Philadelphia and Washington, Is fully as high as that on any othef railroad. Taking thirty-five | rains in this group. the lowest rate of speed per hour ts forty-one and a fraction, while all of the others range from forty-four to fifty miles per hour."—Philadeiphia Inquirer 5,17, 9,