Life — June 15, 1899 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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j ] i i | ] | Arrorey (sternly). The witness will please state If the prisoner was in the habit of whistling whenalone, Wrrneas: I don't know. I was never with the prisoner when he was alone.—Ezchange. AN EXCURSION into the country, out camping, fishing, or Just @ picnic, will he incomplete in outtit unless «applied with Gall Borden Fagle Brand Condensed Milk. In tea, coffee, and many summer beverages, It Is delicious, Don't buy unknown | brands, “Wary do they have those giass cases with the axe, ham. on these cars?” asked @ traveler on ¥ York. th use In case anyone wants & the facetions man, —Youkers Statesma’ mer, crowbar, etc., 1 ‘the raliroad going to “Oh, those are window open," rep “Sin,” sald the master of Balllol, tn his parting address to & distinguished alumuus, “your fellow-students think highly of you, I think highly of you, but no one thinks more highly of you than you do yourself."—Erehange, THE HOTEL “THORNDIKE,” BOSTON, opp. the Public Gardens. Is famous for Its unrivaled cooking and most excellent service. European plan. r wants to “BILt," sald the younger man, “this fe hear some narrer escapes you've had from bear. ‘The old man, rubbing his eyes, looked the stranger over, jz man, If there's been any narrer escapes the —Ainater’s. us tattle, Admiral Dewey that when he ON the morning of his fam stopped fighting to eat, but the Indications a: returns to the United States he will have to fght to stop eat- ing.—Louisvitte Courier-Journal. FLATULENCE Is cured by Heechatn’s Pills, “Ip T give you a quarter,” auld the old lady, kindly, I that you will not Immediately go off “what assurance ha and get intoxicated?" “Madame,” replied the polite tramp, «tt would give me the greatest pleasure In the world to demonstrate to you that it isn't enough for the purpose."—Chiongo Post, Nonse (to young husband): A beautiful ten-pound baby, air! YouxG Hesmann (getting things mired in his excite. ment): Glorious! Am La father or # mother? Exchange. Brown: Waiter, bring me a dozen oysters on the half- ahell. Warren Sorry, sah Sceptin’ wigs. —Rochester HOTEL VENDOME, BOSTON. All the attractions of hotel life, with the comforts and privacy of home. but we'x all out of shellfish, sah, nion and Advertiser, “Wane there no servants in the Intelligence oftoe?" asked the wife, “It was full of "em," replied the tonely husband, solemnly, * but they ad all worked for us before.” Exchange. 1. be made tothe question “ Where Shall | Go This Summer?” than +o the Land of the Sky,"* that magnificent mountain region of Western North Carolina, where the thermometer never averages as bigh In mid- summer as It does tn New England, and where there Is a wild, ragged, picturesque country, unequaled east ‘ot the Rockies. The Southern Ratlroad, which Is the direct route to this section, operites through vestibuled trains dally, with Observation Car attached, New York to Atlanta, There has been published a pamphlet fully tlnstrated. It will be sent to anyone upon application to Alexander 8. Thweatt, E. 211 Broadway, New York. No berren answer cn A LivrL® boy, writing @ composition on the zebra the other day, was requ d to describe the animal and to men- ton what It ts useful for, After deep reftection he wrote: “The zebra ts ilke a horse, only striped. Its chiefly used to Mlastrate the letter '—Erchange. TarKe la no better dinner wine than Cook's Impertal Extra Dry Champagne. It helps digest your food. “Dip that woman give any reason for attempting suicide Yes, yer Honor." What was it?) “She says she wanted to kill herself.” —Cnicago Recora. on the Box guarantees the con- tents to be Whitman's § Chocolates.and Confections Whitman's Instantaneous Chocolate E 1s perfect in flavor and quallty, delicious and & E Ny with boiling milk. TMAN & SON, nut 6t, Philadelphia, Pa. ug ousehcugstegscoeergenzennc exe. guerecTsrevase OHA The Improved BOSTON GARTER is an Essential of the Well-Dressed Man. ALWAYS EASY EVERY PAIR WARRANTE! Lies flat to the leg— never slips, tears nor unfastens. ‘HE NAME “BOSTON GARTER” Is stamped on every loop. Sold Everywhere Samgle Pair, Silk she, Cotton 2c. led On receipt of EO. FROST CO. Makers Boston, Mass. Made and Bottled ACKER, MERRALL & CONDIT, eed PARK & TILFORD, X,Y, M. P. FRawE, Sole Agent, 11 Broadway, HAUNTS IN THE WILD WOODS GAY PLACES FOR SUMMER OUTINGS. n be found along the lines of the Chicago, Milwaukee & St. Paal RY tn Wisconsin, Minnesota, Michigan, lowa and the Dal Among the many delightful Summer Resorta are Delacan, Waukesh hart Lake, Marquet Minocqua, Star Lake, Lakes Okoboji, Spirit Lake, Clear Lake, Big Stone, Prontenac, White Bear and Lake Minnetonka. In the north woods of Wisconsin, in the forests of Northern Michigan and Minnenot in the far stretches of the Dekotas, true sportemen can fish and bunt to their heart's content. For pamphlet of “* Summer Tours,” ‘‘ Fishing and Hunting,” apply to nearest ticket agent, or address with two cent stamp, GEO. H. NEAFFORD, Gen $55 Old Colony Butiding, Chleago, Ti, Either or both, Oconomorcoc, Elk- jadison, Kilbourn, saa mage a ae a eeley Alcohol, Opium, Buy your children @ Play House; your boy can erect it. For particulars write to Mershon & Morley, Saginaw, Mich, We manufacture portable; houses for Hunters’ Cubins, Summer Resort Cottages, and a dozen other par- "MERSHON & MORLEY, SAGINAW, MICH. WHITE MOUNTAINS. PROFILE HOUSE And Nine Cottages (Three New Ones), One of the largest of leading summer resorts, with every modern improvement. Location on-urpassed Golf links and all popular attraction: Cc. H. GREENLEAPF, Drug Using. | The dicae yids asliy WHITE PLAINS, Tees ec BUPPALO, = _ N. ¥. istered at these KEELEY LEXINGTON, MASS. A. Communt Caton contdential. Write PROVIDENCE, — R. for particulars, WEST HAVEN, CONN. eae eerie |