Life — June 8, 1899 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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ATa recent horse-race at Perak, in the Malay peninsula, the sun blazed down on a fleld of hot, excited horses and men, Waiting till the eccentricities of the starter and an even nitric horse should combine to get them in line. of the former was at last exhausted, “ Bring up that ne up on that beast! You'll get into le over this, I tel u,” and so forth. Tean't help tt, sir,” replied the Australian light-weight Jockey, patiently; “hia 1s & cat-horse, this ‘orse ts, He won't start Ull the door shuts—and—I haven't got a door'’* Argonaut, THE TEETHING PERIOD Ia the trying time in baby’s life. Proper feeding, then, ts most essential, To se niformity of diet, use Gall Hore Eagle Brand ¢ Milk. Book * Baubles" free. Borden's wed Milk + FRANCES," satd that little girl's mamma, who was enter- tatning callers tn the partor, “you came downstairs 80 notsily that you could be heard all over the house. You know how to dott better than that. Now go back and come down the stairs lke a lady.” Frances retired, and after the lapse of a few minutes re- entered the parlor. 1 you hear me come downstairs this thme, mamma?” “No, dear. Lam glad you came down qi don't let me ever have to tell you again not to nolstly, for [see that you can come quietly if you will, tell these ladles how you managed to come down like a indy the xecond time, while the first time you made so much notse,”” “The last time I alld down the tantsters,” explained Prancts.—Warper’s Bazar, THE HOTEL THORNDIKE," BOSTON, opp, the Public Gardens. | Is famous for Its unrivaled cooking and most excellent service. European plan, Tune was an old girl in New Guinea, Who though short was remarkably skuinea, In the season of drought She never went ought, Just stayed home and looked sweet and played shutnea, —Yate Record, Canwoxte ActD 1s largely used tn Champagne. It ts excelent for bowel complaints, Get Cook's Iinpertal Extra Dry. 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