Life — May 25, 1899 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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AMATEUR ASTRONOMICAL STUDENT (returning home after ner attending scientific bachetor dinner, where “the reported Three Symbols of Americanism. Gincovery af a new satelite af Saturn” had been warmiy spots basaeate en eae isenssedy; Where am 1? Letach shee—(considering)—earth's Bymbolte of the seclal life of the Nathan ls Amerteas Wemashood, gotone moon. Mar’s got five moo—Jup’tush nine—I shee two: Bymboile of the achievements of American ladastry are moons. Then—where am 1?—Punch. vi ae sis iFagle Liqueurs of excellence ts demanded from the beginning to the end of (CORDIALS) the production of the Gall Borden Eagle Brand Condensed MUIk—a system matntatned for forty yeara. Never buy un-| pe ou. Truly fneion known brands, luction o RereKxen Tourist: Is Mr. Goodheart still paying atten- tr r Tonle and Digestive tions to your daughter? Goes Belg! a Wucrbets Punches he Isn't paying her any attention at all." tale, jeatetaate, Di te ew York Weekly. THE INDISPENSABLE. Write for Mlestrated Booklet and Priere. “What do you keep so prectously enclosed, Lucy, In that . i finely engraved acon? Is It salts ae ghee cae tek ‘ Batter can that, deniny.t! E Martin 8, 044-064 K. Freot Bi., Clacionatl, 0. ~ “Is tt a love philter ? Ketter than that, I tell you.” Then Tam puzzied.” “It4s the Punkta du Japon, my dear; that tdeal pertame | @ Golfers, and all who Walk or of Oriza-Legrand—you can get It of all druggists and per- | Stand. Much Use fumers—the vade-mecum of all elegance.” | A devoutly above the table, the urriva! sat Lolt upright. ‘The good landlady was shocked. A Powder for the Feet. “ Athetam?" she sharply asked. Shake Into Your Shoes “Xo, ma‘am," sald the new boarder, Lott" Fotmtase, « pewter for the —Cleveland Plain Deater. feet. It cures peintel, swollens martin, Clavel anns Peale Dealers a nervous fest, and instantly takes the sting cutout corns and bonne. Ltt» the great: THE HOTEL “ THORNDIKE," BOSTON, opp. the Public Gardens, R ext comfort discov the entrance of the Subway, and near the N. Y., N. 1. and e H.R. R., Is unsurpas . EI 4 . Are an Unqualified Success icc isda’ iro. Days Bala Dy altdroratate and Noten $3. 50 “Mac has promised to bec rife. aoe Toure, jo net accept aa periment 4 «Well, don't worry about it, my lad. imitation. Seat by mall forthe, to stamps. SinbLbeT cad SAvaST: break thelr promlses."—kechange, “ormunet FREE ZRArbscnacr Burn Brightest and Longest ‘Tue best of all Hills are Bee: '. ALLEN 8S. OLMSTED, Le Roy, N. Y. GADCER BRASS M'F'C CO., KENOSHA, Wi! (Mention this magazine), ‘TueRe 1s a story of a Sunday school teacher who remon- strated with one of the boys tu her class whom she had dis- a _ ee covered In the act of taking the eggs from a bird's nest. ee 7 cfr the nt ta an roots of the Original Drawings “Hoht"? replied the bo e e@ er-t | on your hat. I guess she won't fee) very had." —Youth's Companion, Mas, HexPeck (visiting her first husband's grave): Yes, FROM here lies a hero, You would not be my husband to-day pad he not been Killed fn the war. Mx. Hnsirecx (fercety): Yes; what a curse war ts. = Fzchange. | ‘ HOTEL VENDOME, BOSTON, The Ideal hotel of America for permanent or transtent guests, IkENSTEIN: Mein Gott! Subhose your store should purn p I HESE proofs of any of the Original down ven you had no Insurance on It? \ Drawings in Lire are band-printed RoseNBauM: You talk foollshness, How could it catch on Japanese tissue paper, mounted on flret—Princeton Tiger. \ boards and matted, ready for framing. Bey it and try tt If you want a delictous wine adi These originals are not to be confounded with @ beautiful bouquet — Cook's Imperlal Extra Dry We with the cheaper printscut from books Champagne. papegne and back numbers of Lirg. Waite at Versailies during the Franco-Prussian War, Lord Odo Russell went to call on Bismarck, but found him closeted with Count Harry Arnim, who was known as the Proofs are the same size as Ape," from bis fantastical ways. Arnim came out, fanuing himself with his handkerchief, and looking as if about to | illustrations in LIFE. choke, “ Well," he gasped, I cannot understand how Dts- | marck can bear that—smoking the strongest Havanas in a stuify little room! I had to beg him to open the window.” Proofs of centre (double) page pictures, When Russell entered he found the Chancellor beside the $2.00; of smaller ones, $1.00. open casement, “What strange tastes some en have!" he said. “Arnim has just been with me, and he was so overpower- ingly perfumed that I had to open the window!" a / Life Publishing Company, MaLLany: Bragielgh boasts that no living man could 4 forge his name successfully to # check and get it cashed. 19 WEST 31st STREET, Has he such a very peculiar signatare? : Homa’ but he hasn't any money in the bank. NEW YORK, — Exchange. | : Sent by Express.