Life — March 2, 1899 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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gee “MOTHER, WILL YOU PUNISH BUNOBAM? WE'RE PLAYING HOCSE AND RE WON'T BE THE DINNER.” Older. (CASTLETON: If you don’t mind, Major, I won't open this burgundy until you finish your story. Tne Mason: Er—why not, sir? It will be riper then.” The American Humorist. 173 The World's Progress. ISS BLOONOZE CHILLUR of Boston is visiting the Bondsanbonz at the pala- tial residence on Madison Avenue, Miss Chillur is a famous Boston belle. She will be a great catch for somebody. Both F. Tay \\ leures Dummy and J. Fatuous Chumpp “9 scem interested in that quarter, F. Blazé Manners was seen walking on the avenue last Wednesday with Mrs. G. Pompus Pride. There is no truth in the report that Mrs, Kommunbut Innitt has a real bishop for a coachman. It is only one of those resemblances, don’t you know. Vancey Gerloot drove his new tandem on Friday. On the seat with him was Ttayleure Jjones. The whole turnout was very effective. Vancey didn’t mind the wheel-horse doing all the work, but when the leader kept turning about and facing the other way it did annoy him, cey’s motber was a Kentucky Bibber. That was a gorgeous banquet given by the O. Howe Vulgs on Friday. The wine alone cost thirteen bundred dollars, Mrs. Vulg was a Baltimore belle. She married Mr. Vulg because she wanted to. His fortune is estimated at almost any old figure. A Fresh Senator, LIFE'S PANTHEON OF POPULAR PETS. MARBLE STATUES OF UP-TO-DATE GODS, COMPILED BY OUR OWN LIGHTNING CARICATURE CHISELER.