Life — February 2, 1899 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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‘Tue old lady wason her deathbed. On being asked by | the vicur if she felt quite happy, she sald, with g “Ob, yes. Ab s'ull seean be tn Jacob's bosom briham’s bosom,” corrected the vicar. Aye, well, mebbe It ts, but If you'd been unmarried for sixty-fahve year, leyke what Ah’e wheeas bosom It war, seea lang ez ya POINTS ABOUT TELEPHONE SERVICE Telephone subscribers in New York have the use of the Dest equipped ne system in the world. station has a long distance telephone set and ts connected to the Central Office by a direct metal rcult unde ground line. The rates vary with the unt of use, In private residences and stables the use of the service is not great, and consequently the cost {s small, but the co venience is immeasurable, ‘The telephone service puts U whole organization of a great elty at your fingers’ end day and nig! “It is only a question as to who will take the exercise,” soliloquized the th If the zhost doesn’t walk, then I must.""— Boston Transcript. | THE HOTEL “THORNDIKE " BOSTON, opp. the Public Gardens, Uneq advan central location and attractive surroundings, European plat THe most extraordinary use of the word “lady? that we are likely to find any record of fs related from England, The house surgeon of a London hospital, we are told, was attend- ing to the injuries of a woman who ba 1 on the arm, As he was dre he said: “1 eannot make out what sort of @ It ts too small for und too Large for a dog’. salad thy t, vit wasn'ta hantmal—it was DOME, BOSTON location, excellent table, prompt service. You have named all domestic animals save has bristly hatr, hates a bath, aud Ls fod of mud, cedis): That's me.— Pittsburg Bulletin, b success of the famous Club Cocktatls mi GF. Heublett & Bro, of Hartford, nal, but only such as is wholly ius made a hit with Club Cocktails from the mot 4th the market. Itt ta that | titudinous * thirst * throust world for ble, alwaysalike cocktail, and Heubiein's bappy {quenched it quickly. The sales of Club Cock- talls_ are enc sand growing langer every year. Here's to more success to them! FATHER STANTOS, the well-known London ritnalist, once entered into a conve vo With a Visitor to St. Allan's, Hol- born, who had attended the c i . Mr asked him whi {the service, Th except the Incense, to the use of which EAGLE LIQUEURS THE ONLY TRULY AMERICAN PRODUCTION. “An after Dinicr Liqueur of Superior Excellence.” To be found at leading | Cafes, Clubs, and on private sideboards everywhere. For Punches, Cocktails, Sherbets. A necessary Culinary Assistant. 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New York, Philadeiphia, and intermediate anch and A ity to points west 0 Electrte lights and all improvements. reading vida W GAIL BORDEN EAGLE BRAND CONDENSED MILK. MEAD & BROOKS, Managers. i p rat Washing: In 1856 Gail Borden Introduced ce 1 milk, and from | New York Oftice, 3 Park Place. q ceeding ten days, an excellent i beginning an enormous industry has ited. The | 3 wing the Natt capital without addl- small beginning an en industry ha: i r x ring tho ‘sation’ nm ve sor ‘or you, my frie ."* sald Mr, Stanton, have to choo product of tens of thousands of cows ts required to supply the demand for this superior infant food. No other equals Foretes Visrtor (proudly): In my country we have one bw oie a pe Za GOOD FOR LITTLE FOLKS AmenicaN Host; Same way hi It doesn’t matter N . ‘ nmililonaire, he's got to obey Rg and good for their aw, 8g ee Ta Weeki ° )) canov CATHARTIC fathors a fee hee The perfect family Acilght frown cont pst imperceptibly the Iy- \ J L’) }) Medicine. A pleasant white brow of the ch around her were but positive cure for gathered crowds of her admirers, in turn offered to her beauty a fattering word—one of th words which so. agreeably pl the ear and tickled the feminine vanity, ¢ ee Bat Lady Gre— remains tnditferent, and in a whisper confides ki . to an tndiscreet friend the cause of her preoccupation. 2 ylaly liver “ Would you belleve it, my dear, that at my tollet I have for- x indigestion and gotten to use my favorite perfume of the Violettes du Czar of ; Headache- Oriza-L ad [assure you, no longer breathing in thts At DRUGGISTS g Constipation warm atmosphere their suave perfume, it seems to me— almost—as if I were ugly.” !