Life — January 26, 1899 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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Afraid. ES, ruin lies within tho glass, No doubt—some devil’s snare, My lips its contents shall not pass “Tis water—germs are tho The World's Progress. AT ite Parsey Strats ballast week Bilnkhore Botts danced several times with Birdie Bond. Bilinkhose Is a perfect dancer and a great favorite with the girls, His mother was a Baltitnore Ninkum, a famtly well known through. out the South, They are no retattons to the Philadelphia Ninkums, who don't amount to much, ( Mrs. 1. Randolph Rayment was seen on the avenue Monday afternc She wore her famous furs and a pur of arctic New York soctety—that ts, fashlonable soctety, of course—ts probably as artstocrath select as any society In the world. Take, for Instance, the Burstyngside Boodies, the Lieven Purssents, and tue Rettern Mosts; they Lave all bad tore money than they could spend for nearly four generations! Of course there are countries abroad where diferent Ideas exist ax to what constitutes a swell, but those ideas are passes, And then, those Ideas are tmpracticable in Atnerica — for obvious reasons. Apropos of which, there {8 o0 truth In The Host (pressing a button): YES, BUT NoT WITHOUT ITs USES IN A PROUTBITION FAMILY. the story that the E. Normus Inkums were entertained by the Emperor of Austria while in Vienna, ‘The Radish-Manners have returned from Europe and will tnangunite a series of entertainments hy a m ficent ball in thetr Madison Avenue residence. The ball will he followed by a supper, This supper will be followed by headaches and by various sensations of genteel nausea, Old and New. V IFE: The old sign, “If you don't see what you want, ask for it,” would be out of place in a modera depart- ment store, A HORSE SHOW OF THE FUTURE, Heusnanp: Yes, Now it ought to be, “If you see what you WHAT BREEDING MAY accoMPtisn. don’t want, buy it.” comicbooks.com