Life — January 12, 1899 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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Rev. Bargsones: Where have all the former mission- artes gone? Curer Bootoo (sacely): They journeyed further Into the intertor, boss.— Wasp. Icy: Give me a penny, fadder, and It off dat ma: tsi Heasstapte be will throw POINTS ABOUT TELEPHONE SERVICE. Telephone subscribers In New York have the use of the best equipped telephone system in the world. Every station has a long distance telephone set and ts connected to the Central Office by a direct metallic circuit under- ground line, The rates vary with the amount of use. In private residences and stables the use of the service Is not great, and consequently the cost is small, but the con- venience Is immeasurable. The telephone service puts the whole organization of a great city at your fingers’ ends, day and night. y me an orange 3o and make faces at him, Ikey; maybe at you.—Tit-Bits, SISTER (rho has just xnng for charity): Well, Lever thonght my voice would fll that big hall. Frestotay Buotien: Neither dtd 1. empty It.—Marcard Lampoou. L thought it would Apaw had his troubles, but he was never awakened tn nf a cold night to hear Eve whisper in terrided Tuere’s burglars in the house! "— Wasp. ALWAYS WATCHFUL. The milk nsed for the Gall Borden Eagle Brand Con- densed Mik 1s from the best dairies, under contracts with *, guaninteeing purity and richness in health giving constituents, “TL mean that Olga Nethersole bas decided to dispense with her kissing scene. “Well, Idon't bhame her. Kissing's become so common- Place stuce the war.”"—Crevetand Leader. “ Peytiuen, what ta an octogenartan?'* McLensexty: An octogenarian, me h'y, ts a mon thot has eight toes on alch fut.—Harper's Bazar, Fon polite service, all the conventen location, you will do well to stop at the tn Boston. es of home, and fine “Thorndike while Me: You don't seem to care, even if | do love you de- votedly. Sue: Why should 1? You also love a good cigar, Is that any reason for the cigur to congratulate itself upon your affections !— Boston Transcript. Your future husband will be tall, have dark complexton, and be very wealthy. Tue CaLten: Now tell me another thing. Hid of my present husband !—Truth. Four: How can I get “Yes, she sald, bitte now!" She paused and sighed. It 1s merely a revised passion,” he calmly replied. 1 stiit love you now and then.”—Cieveland Plain Dealer. “you loved me then—and Destist: When did your tect first begin tron Pariext: When | was cutting Wem.—Jerish Ning yout pment. n't you possibly cut down your college I might possibly do without any books. —Yate Record. ASHEVILLE, AIKEN, AUGUSTA AND FLORIDA Quickest and most perfect through service ts via th Southern Katiway. “Washington and Southwestern Lim- ited” leaves New York 4.20 daily, arrives the following day at Alken 3.45 p. 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