Life — 1898 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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PAGE. Riddlews . sew re ee ayes Rooster, hen, and chicken from alligator's egg . 7: Rough Rider . Rough Riders’ Charge at San n Juan Ruffied Skirt. . Sage Dressing (for Gare); A... id the Chimney to the Artist, etc. Peter and Ex-member of Sal- vation Army. 5 St. Peter and Spanish Shade Sail of Underwear, A . Sample Editorials Sanctum Talks : General Alger . Colonel Astor . Colonel Roosevelt Santiago Relic % Say, boss, give usa light from yer flamin’ sword, will yer? Say, Cyrano, what Classic i dat? , how does yer mudder know wen yer don’t wash yer face? Say, ma, can I eat this horseshoe? ay, Noah, is mamma with you? . ays Nothing but Saws Wood ay, what's a feller goin’ ter do? . y, you ought to play football Scotch Deerhound . Scraps of Learning . See here! None of your Pocahon- tas business on this one September . Sessions of washers Shafter Triumphans Shay! Think m'wife’ll know been drinkin’? . She refused him, as she thought he would propose again Sir Lancelot. . Small Cold Bottle and a Hot Bird. Smallest Thing the War Has Pro- duced. : Smart Pupil and Oid Professor Solemn Ass, The 7 Solomon in "AN His Glory . Solomon Returning from the Club Meets His Wives . Some Circular Portraits . . Some Effects of Light and Heavy Literature Some Faces that may Greet ‘Us on the Othér Side of the Styx Some Good Resolutions for ‘the St. the’ Willing White- I've New Year Something to the Point Song. . . Song of Four Seasons” z Spanish Sunset,A . . . . . Sparrow and Cassowary . Spare me, Percy, I ain't fit ter die Square Dance tee Star Boarder . . Step lively, now ! Plenty of room in front a soe Study in Astronomy, A Study in Character . Suggestion to the Girls Summer Melodies Suppose you had gone to the war Tale of Solomon, A Tale with a Moral, Thanksgiving That was a capital joke yout told me last week : Their Path in Life . Theodore . 3 Theorist, A. There Are Different Kinds of Mis- sionaries 392, 249 4:3 432 393 493 168 87 435 369 226 12 246 323 523 306 489 23 405 414 294 263 74 CONTENTS. PAGE. There Was a Young Tiger of Aden 203 This Is Papa, Showing Baby the Pictures ‘ Those are very curious > weights on your clock Those Foreign Relations . Thoughtful Man. 305, Three Wisé Men of Gotham 532 Through the Phone. . ... . 9 Time, 6.30a,m._. 123 Timmy O’ ‘Shaughnessy’ 's Dream of Heaven . Tis Better to Give than to Receive 'Tis Sweet to Hear the Watehagg's s Honest Bark * . 128 Toa Milkmaid .°. . .... 5 Tommy’s Idea : 254 To Myrtilla é 434 Too Much for Him: ‘ & .¥ 273 To William Shakespeare. | . . 488 Treasure Hall and Poverty Inn ’Twas Whispered in Heaven Twoofa Kind... . Two Proposals Typesetter 207 314 150-1 309 293 107 235 Uncle Sam and the Spaniard (Att- wood) . . . .. Title p. No. Uncle Sam Presents to His Family Miss Hawaii and the denoritas Under the Mistletoe . . Uneasy Lies the Crown that Wears aHead ..... Unfolding of a Bud Unique Idea for a Cable Car Pas- senger Catcher . a ty Up-to-date Restoration, An. . Utopia (after Sketch _by Rusty Rhodes) . . Vive Expansion Voyage of Conquest War Fables. War God, the Ruler of Europe Warning, A : Ways of: These Wicked Men | | We Do Make a Scions: Team, Mr. Alger . Welcome Back Welcome é Well, I must be going” What are you crying about? What are you crying about, little boy ? What are your intentions regard- ing my daughter? . . What does Cohen mean by putting P. F. under his cards? . What on earth ails Adam morning ? What's the matter, Babe? What's your name, little boy? . What the Timid Amateur Imag- ined Was Coming Up Behind Her, and WhatIt Was . . What was Dutch Willie doing i in Palestine? . . When I Played Golf When I ring the bell three ‘times, I want passengers to move up When Love Grows Cold . . . When They Wrote on Bricks . Where ? Fy Where is my bicycle oil, Harriet ? Which? . 4 Who Is the Editor of the Sun?" Who was Penelope, mamma? . Why, Alger! They, are pointing at me, too Why didn’t you let ‘me . capitulate, “darn yer?) . g bark this . Young Shopper .and" PAGE. Why don’t you put the trunk on the seat?. . é Why Kill Each Other? 3 Why Should Man Feel so Exalted when the Horses Take the Prize?” . ~. . Why, the apartment was ‘given up inthe Autumn . Why should my past worry you? Itis allover , Wilkins (about to discharge ‘cook): ‘Glad I saved those football things of Tom’s” . William I Can Never Digest That (Uncle S, and Philippine Stew) 215 + 10-1 368 Title p: No. Won byaNeck. . . . . Woolf . . aS 8 Worm’s-Eye Views : Ata Railway Station *: On the Beach Looking Up Picnic, A . You are suffering, your Majesty, from slow heart action . You can fool some of the people all of the time, etc..(Richards) Young Hero and the Recording Angel S82 oS Policeman (Woolf). z Young Woman and the Physician Your checks are absolutely worth- less (zebra and giraffe) . . You shouldn’t get cross overa little thing like that, my dear You've made a mistak 1’m not that kind of a hog Zebra and Rhinoceros Exe! Suits . . CuristMas NUMBER, Admiral, haughty and stern Aut Scissors aut Nullus Bedtime. Chance for Somebody - Christmas Appetite Christmas at the North Pole Christmas Eve ° Christmas Eve on the Ark Christmas Memory . Collector, A Defenders of Santa Claus, The Extract from the Mackerelville Bee Her Christmas Greeting . High Roller. . Hints for the Holidays His Little Effect . ee His Only Child . I'm goin’ to jolly de old bloke about de family’s starvin’ Labuntur Anni : Land of Pearls Latest News about Santa Claus Lése Majesté . . . . Lost Glory. Mae Montsevern’s Humbled Hopes Maiden and the Mistletoe . . Merry Christmas <Blashfeld) . Mr. Whistler . e Our James. é Pleasant English Custom, with Historical Precedents Poole’s My Tailor . Say, mister, do yer bite off the ‘tail oreathim whole? . . . Second Cousin Once Removed . Throwing Light ona Dark Subject Uncle Sam and SantaClaus .. . Under the Mistletoe AGEN Yule Log, The A2Qo" ~ comicbooks.com