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His Last Year's Suit Hobson’s Choice Hon. R. Rhodes Depot Horse Doctors se How short the years seem. “When I_was a boy on the old farm How We Know Them. . Hully Chee! Don’t I wish T could * get up on dat fence (Richards) I am a peaceful maiden, but am able to take care of myself I am the girl whom you boasted would not refuse you (Gilbert) I can’t help it, Willie Youse look so—good!. . 5 I could only swipe the one suit I'd calla cop, but maybe there’s no schnake there at all dl don’t know which is more consid- erate, to accept or reject him . If Those Flat Scarfs Continue to Grow. . Jf you please ’ ‘um, dat" young lady is meaffianced bride. I’m afraid that wouldn’t do. Baby cries too much asitis . Imitative Fowl, An Immovable Body. The Imp and the Old Boy . Inconsolable . . I never thought that of you (Gil- bert) . In Forgiving Mood . _: Title p. No. Initial Performance,An . . . - In Old Three-Decker Days . . - In Quaker Meeting . a ‘Tan McCrockett vitu the Great Reviser,An telling Giselinde of my love Is she his first wife? . . It appears, your Majesty, that the captive . . isa Keeley graduate It Beareth the Name of Vanity Fair Itinerary, An.*. — It isn’t a bit of use, Jobnny. Me heart don’t feel drawed to yer It was fine of your father to pro- vide you with such a trousseau I wish, my dear, you would try to be a better child a Jenny, I'd like to be found wid dat whole turkey in me stummick Journalist, The. . , July . Kids and the Cuddy . . . King Waltz . Klondike Editor Wishes Subscrip- tions Paid in Farm Produce . Tanteape, A . Lass that Loved a Sailor, ‘The - Lasting Impressions . . Latest Phonographic Triumph Leaves and the Lovers . é Leftatthe Post. . . .... Lenox Farmer,A . . . . . . Leta Man Try . . to Speak What He Means Before Singing . LIFE’S Caricatures: Maude Adams Joseph Choate Thomas A. Edison LiHung Chang . - Henrik Ibsen - Miss Marguerite Merrington Qicen of Hollaad . lark Twain + 3 + go-1 + 243 505 288 423 212 145 14 52 168 208 285, CONTENTS. LIFE’S Commanders : Richmond Pearson Hobson Title p. No. Major-General Wesley Merritt Title p No Commodore Philip . Commodore Winfeld s. Schley Title p. No. Major-General Wm. R. Shafter Teddy the Terror Title p. No. LIFE’S History of the War with Spain. . 507, 527, Life’s Little Tragedies 28 LIFE’S Pantheon of Pets - 387, LIFE’S Patent Keeley Motor Ele- phant, ‘‘ Philadelphia ™ LIFE’S People: F. Hopkinson Smith. Edmond Rostand . = LIFE’S Short Story Contest . LIFE’S Zodlogical Curiosities : Asinus Comstockianus 7 Grover Duck . . . Macropus Croker Platty Puss . . Pulitzus Nundanus . Reedus Amphibiosus S. Curiolus Dingleyo . . Lines Written at the Close of the Spanish-American War Literary Hack, The Literature of the War. Long on Brothers . , Look here, birdie, if you'll swallow your pride you may prosper Look here, old man, if yer expects votes come up wid der bones . Loopholew A... 2. Loose Change i $05 2 as cot Love and Art... Title p. No. Love’s Mathematics . . . . . Love Will Find the Way « : Low Trick, A. . g 3 Main Point, The. Make Haste Slowly 4 Mamma, ’have the toothache . Man and His Friends, A. Manhattan Looks Delightfully" Mary, is that young man in the parlor? .. Matter of Business, ‘A Title Pp. No. May I join you in the hammock ? Meditations of Platt — Memories . . . Merrick, A. T. Methuselah and His Family" Missing Links. . Miss Karolyn Brown Is Prepared to Receive Pupils on Piano Miss Moon Recommends the Ice Cure tothe Earth. . . . Miss Van Gilder Gives a Dress to Her Maid . . 2 8 Momentous Question, A. Monroe Doctrine Monument to Mars, A Mountebank, The . i Mrs. Flirtington ought to remind herself she is married 5 Mr. Pipp: I., 190-1; II., 210-1 1; III., 230-1; IV., 250-1; v.. 270-1; VI., 290-1; VIL.. 310-1 ; VIIL., 330-1; IX., 350-1; X., 370-1; XI., 390-1; XIL., 410-1; XIII, 430-1; XIV. 490-1; XV, 5to-1; XVI., ©30-1; XVIL., Multimillionaire! kena I ave scarcely a million . Mutual = Admiration Limited . Compan y, Title p. No. 814 819 155 813, 139 816 547 508 487 112 340 65 827 PAGE. My child, my child, what nas hap- pened toyou?. . My dear, I have just written : a little masterpiece. . é My dear young lady, do you ever think of marrying? . My Grandmother's Sampler My Lady’s Heart . My Lady of the Veil Nature. of the Beast, The Naval Reserve New Biology. | - New Books :. 76, 136, 256, “276, 316, 336, 338) 496, ies $36, New Field Battery, A New Man,A. ~ . New Schoolmistess, The . Next... ose No Doubt . ‘ No Fault of His “Title p! No. “No,” said the widow, yeu do not come up to my ideal”. . Not a Blue Ribbon . ae Not Always . Not going to give hima chance to propose until after Christmas! No, These Ladies Are Not in Bath- ing. They Are at the Opera . Not in His Line ._ Title p. No. Not Much Show for Maud Muller in These Days... i November 348, October 268, October 31. . Cw Oh, the Yule Log “Snapped and Sparkled. . me Old Whaler, An woe One of the Horrors of War - One Way to Make an Enemy Only a Drink of Water Order of the Bath . Our Boys Are More Than a Match for the Foe in Front, but Not for the Enemy Behind . . . OurNext War . Our Special Correspondent - Our wife seems to enjoy herself Overheard in the Pasture Parting of the Ways . . . Passing of the Natives . . . Passing Through the Red Sea . Peace... . . Title p. No. Pension ‘Agent, The: .. Perenniai Blunder, The Title Pp. No. Philosopher, The . . . Pity to waste so much sweetness! Eh, Jack? Plaint of the Weathercock, The Pointer in Etiquette, A . . Poker Term: Holding Up a Kicker 2 Policeman and Would. be Suicide Polities in the Orient . Poor Lo and Uncle Sam . Post-glacial Period, A Prejudiced Opinion Profeshy The 2°. # © +8 bus Proper Retort, A . Title p. No. Prospective Damages . aa Pursuit of Wealth. . 5 Puzzle: Find the Christian | Puzzle Picture: A Five - pound Trout or Eternity? . Recapitulation, A * Recent Conversazione, Poe Reginald, I ain't registerin’ a kick about yer waggin’ Regular Army O, The Reverie, A... comicbooks.com 838 S23 414 425 345 328 205 + 30-1 275 529 414 533 347 249 820 207 824 414 385 95 107 34 152 383 147 555 393 93 822 46 249 332 295 266 127 155