Life — December 22, 1898 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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POINTS ABOUT TELEPHONE SERVICE. | ‘Telephone subscribers in New York have the use of the dest equipped telephone system in the world. Every station has a long distance telephone set and 1s connected to the Central Office by a direct metallic elrcuit under- ground line, The rates vary with the amount of ure, In private residences and stables the use of the service Is not great, and consequently the cost {s small, but the con- venience is immeasurable. The telephone service puts the whole organization of a great city at your fin; day and night, Merry Christmas to all and to all A Good Time Something most acceptable Something most gracious «Doctor, why is it my bead aches so when I've come off a spree?” + Because your brain ts in sympathy with your stomach.” “tis? Well, itshows darn poor Judgment.” —Chicago Tribune, asa YEARS OLD Hunter Baltimore Rye Christmas RIGID RULES ENFORCED. Vetertnaries of the N. Y. Condensed Milk Company examine cows supplying milk forthe Gail Bcrden Eagle Bracd Condensed Milk, to guard againtt any contamina- tion. Send for “Infant Health.” Information valuable to every mother. The Favorite at all first-class Clubs, Cafes, Hotels In what month were you—aw—bawn? So matter. The appropriate stone ts the Atamond.—Jewelsrs’ Weekly. OLD PURE MELLOW t “1AN ORIGINAL IDEA.” hy 10 years* by naturat by reason of age and They speak tn the fashionable circles, in relation to the standing Process proper storage battle of flowers, of an exquisite novelty, which un- doubtedly will have a widespread success, A rich stranger i has had the idea, so It 1# sald, to decorate ber brilliant i equipage with Fleurs Sachets, a creation of Ortza-Legrand— j Violets, Roses and Pinks Imitating to the perfection natural t flowers, spreading the most delicious perfumes. The idea ts original and seductive. Mistaess (angrily): See, Bridget, I can write my name in the dust on this mantel-ptece. Brivcer (admiringly): There's nothin’ like eddication after all; is there, mum t—Kozbury Gazette, HOTEL VENDOME, BOSTON. e zie ABH be SS Beis Acccsalble location, excellent table, prompt service. Europe offers nothing finer, no more desirable “Mn. Yaustey, may Task why you always dip your knife contents or handsomer bottle, thanis foundin tn your glass of water before cutting your steak?" “It is alittle trick I learned from a fellow who worked in CHRISTMAS PRESENT, 1898, \ Waterman's Ideal Fountain Pen Is useful and eppro- | An American product that excels priate for either a lady or gentleman, All Dealers, or é all foreign makes in true excel- lence, purity and healthfulness, Connoisseurs admit its superiority. 157 Broadway, New York. 1 “Doks your husband ever say anything about his S Has no equal in perf ctdistillation, mother’s cooking?” fruity flavor, deliciousness, “No; but he ays things about my cooking that bls father reo % | - Te, b 5 he Es ND is to be foun said aimmaciaiad j at the best cafes, clubs and private CHRISTMAS PLEASES OLD AND YOUNG, - 4 sideboards every wUOCe iar | So does Waterman's Ideal Fountain Pen. All Dealers, —— EAGLE LIQUEURS makes an ele- 1 or Waterman's, 157 Broadway, New York. gant Floliday Gift. If your dealer Sante € gannet supply you write to us for ANISETTE j RM KV MMEL CVRACAO"4 Eagle Liqueur Distilleries, CREMExMENTHE Ane. you tn favor of annexation? * Well, do you mean tt, really ?"—Wasp, JOSH BILLINGS ONCE SAIO: ¥ A Rhelastrom Bros., Distillers and Exporters, “Ttain’t sew much wat fokes noz as hurtz ‘em, as wat MARASCHING) JRRRt aries CREME"CACAO thay nos as ain'tsew.* And this ts especially true relative to. A balers Cinclonat!, Oble. — the use of spirituous lquors as a beverage. The idea that ABSINTHE _| Ags " CREME™CELERI pure wines are injurious 1s totally without foundation. No more delightful conclusion to a dainty meal can be imagined or devised than the unadulterated Scuppernong, Claret and Rhine Wines placed on the market by Garrett & Co., of Wel- don, N.C. The greatest care ts exercised in the manufacture of these articles, as well as of all the other wines they sell, and combining tonic properties with fitness for table use, they are, in the Judgment of connoisseurs, unsurpassed by Any wines on earth. The pure Blackberry ts especially cele- brated because of its virtue as a curative for intestinal com- plaints, Inthe last five or six years a partially successful Attempt has been made to educate “folks” to an under- standing of the fact that a stimulant {8 not necessarily an tntoxicant, and that a proper use of good wines will rapidly Gectmate inebriation, which Invariably results from the ase of cheap “rum.” In this movement Garrett & Co. are “ Pioneers," and nothing pleases them more than to welcome Visitors at the Cellars at Weldon, or at No, 1123 Broadway, New York City, where Captain W, I. Joyce ts in charge. Write for copy of S.A.L. Magundi to Adv. Dept., Weldon, N.C. Why, the most delicious andexquisite ~; Natural Champagne Fermented in the bottle. Excels in health- giving properties. Ask your dealer for it, or address The New Hammondsport Wine Co, £ Hammondsport, N. Y. Tomore thoroughty introduce our productions, we will deliver at anypointin the ited States east of the Rocky Mountains hav- Ing an express office, one assorted case containing twelve bottles: indy, and nine qi ¥ matinal doz. wariellea ‘On receipt of address accompanied with $6.00 fe i! comicbooks.com