Life, 1898-12-03 · page 30 of 40
Life — December 3, 1898 — page 30: what you’re looking at
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This page depicts a whimsical underwater fantasy narrative illustrated by a caricature labeled "MR. WHISTLER." The image shows an elderly man with flowing white hair and beard, wearing a crown and holding a trident—clearly representing Neptune or an undersea king. The story satirizes romantic transgression and courtly authority. The narrator, visiting an underwater kingdom, falls for a young mermaid and kisses her publicly. This sparks outrage among fish and mermaids who report the scandal to the King. When threatened with imprisonment, the mermaid defends the narrator as a gentleman and declares her love for him. The satire likely targets James McNeill Whistler (1834-1903), the famous American artist known for his eccentric personality and various scandals. The "Mr. Whistler" caption suggests Life magazine is using this fantastical scenario to mock Whistler's reputation and romantic controversies, presenting him as a charming troublemaker who wins sympathy through charisma despite social impropriety—a commentary on his actual public persona and legal disputes.
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470 “No; I'm sorry to say, I never have.” “You needn't be so airy; our King ts a very great man, Now, if you're good and polite to mo I'll take you to see our King.” I promised. So down we went to the City ef Pearls, About us swam beautiful fish, some purple, somo crimson, some gold, Nowand then we met a pretty mermaid leaning on the fin of a goldfish, and as they passed she bowed and smiled, but the Ash ouly stared at me vacantly. Down the street rolled a chariot; it was made of gold, inlaid with pearls, The coachman and footman were crimson fisb, the prancing stecds sea-horses, In tho chariot reclined a mermaid, beautifal to behold. She was taller than ber sis- ters, and sho bore a queenly air, On her lips played that same happy smile I had seen on those of all tho others. She approached, nnd I neticed that all tho fish stood still and bowed. As sb drew near she waved her and with a gracious bow she sid: the Land of Pearls!” I turned to my tiny mermaid—sho was dancing at my side, I looked round at the smiling faces of her sisters, at the gayly colored fish, AbI— happy little world! A world without a cre! “And who is the lady?” Tasked. “Sho's the Queen, And now we aro drawing near to our King. Don’t you feel afraid?” With such a merry twinkle she looked at me, my heart bounded with delight. I took ber fuco betwoen my hands, I kissed her—there in the street, before the crowd. Tho other mermaids dancod about us; the fish laughed with glee, and all of them exclaimed : “Ho kissed her in the street!” My mermaid was silent; sbo blushed a delicate rose; she pressed my hand and murmured: “You're very nice.” We turned the corner of a street into an open square where stood a pavilion, built of coral, and overgrown with seaweed of rare growth, somo red, some green, We entered and stood before a golden throne. It was studded with diamonds, emeralds, rubies and peatls. Oncither side stood a swordfish, and about us were grouped mermaids and gayly colored fish. A man sat on thethrone; long white hair hung about his shoulders, a white beard flowed down his breast. A crown of gold was on his bead, and in his hand he held a three- pronged spear. Weather-beaten was his face, and his eyebrows shaggy. But his eyes twiukled, and a smile played round the corners of his mouth, “ Welcome, friend! What brought you here? My mermaid meekly spoke: “Please, your Ex- collency, Ibrought him. Imet him at the pool; he put his arm about me, and was so very nice, I wanted bim to come to the Land of Pearls.” +The monarch knit his brow and said: “8o, sir, you've been flirt ing with one of my mermaids!" All the fish and mermaids crowded about us; they laughed, and cried aloud : “ Yes—and ho kissed ber in the street; we saw it!” There we were—two wicked culprits—accused of some unknown crime. By my side my mermaid stooa trembling; her exquisite little head drooped pathetically, I felt myself growing angry. I turned d to us, Welcome to MK, WHISTLER, on tho crowd and exclaimed :* Yes, and I'll do itaguin it you like!” Her band stole into mine, she pressed it softly—just a dainty little squeezo—and the crowd shouted: “He'll do it again if we like!” “Silence!” cried the King. “We'll lock him up in prison; that will be the thing—'twill teach him better manners.” “Don’t send him to prison, dear King,” pleaded my lovely mer- maid. “Just because he was nico to me. The gentleman's a friend of mine. I love him, and he loves me.” “Ob!” exclaimed the King, “ you love him! Well, that's another