Life — November 24, 1898 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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} | 1 LIFE POINTS ABOUT TELEPHONE SERVIC | Telephone sutscribers in New York have the use of the best equipped telephone aystem in the world. E hus a long distance telephone set and ts conn Central OMice by a direct metallic cireult undergn The rates vary with the amount of use, In private and stables the use of the service ts not great, and cow: ntly the cost Is small, but the conventence t Immeasur- . The telephone service puts the whole organization of a great city at your fingers’ ends, day and night. * TO SUCCEED. Early to bed, early to rise, Never get tight, and—advertise, National Advertiser, : Where does Bella get her good looks from—her father or her mother? STELLA: Prom her father. He keeps a drug-store. —Househola Words, SroxtaNnovs eloquence ts oftener talked of than heard, A well-known correspondent was sitting next Colonel I who had been Lincoln's Secretary, at a public diuner tn} York. A prominent politician was making a speech, an sald: “In genuine eloquence the words not from th heart. No nobler speech was ever uttered tn America than Lincoln's address at Gettysburg, and I at assured It was wholly spontaneous. He had not given tt a thought before he rose to speak.” “While he was delivering {t,"" sald Colonel Hay to me aside, + had the fifth copy of It in my pocket.""—Wae, BEST BECAUSE NATURAL, The market ts flooded with so-called baby foods. Expe- rience demonstrates that sclentifically prepared cow's ilk Is the hest when the natural supply falls, Gall Borden Eagle Brand Condensed MIk ts the best Infant food. Ar adinner party, not long ago, a certain young gentle- man (and enthusiastic golfer) started In with the shellfish to enumerate to bis partner the details of a match that he had been playing that day. It was not antl the pudding was brought on that he suddenly bethought himself that be had been doing all the talking; Indeed, the young lady had not sald a single word during the entire progress of the meal. It was possible that she was not Interested In the subject— incredible, but still posathte, “1 am afraid 1 have been boring you with this talk of the shop,” he sald, in balf apology. ‘Oh, no; not at all,” was the polite response. “Only, what ts golf?"—The Independent. 3 Moven by temporary Insanity, he setzed the young woman and Kissed her. That's not right,” she sald. Tam sorry,” sald he, “Iwas doing the best I knew how. Would you mind instructing me us to the proper way —Indianapotis Journat. HOTEL VENOOME, BOSTON. Accessible location, excellent table, prompt service, Tak Foreionen: So a woman can travel alone all over this country, can she? Tue Native: Yes. Allshe has to dots to put on a bicycle suit of suMictent insuMctency, and there will be plenty of men to look after her.—Cincinnatt Enquirer Lire, reproduces two cartoons from an Itallan paper, showing that Europe views Uncle Sam and the Turk as a palr of oppressors of weaker nations. Live's own cartoons and Paragraphs on government mls-management are as severe as could be desired, and leave no doubt as to the ability of a sane American to see the mote In his own—or his countrs’s eye —Pittsburg Bulletin. + LAWN.TENNIS GOSSIP" Mand and Nelly, Jack and Charley, propose to get up a lawn-tennts party; no sooner safd than done; Jack and Nelly on ove side, and Maud and Charley on the other. The play starts with vigor, but Charley's play ts rather languishing and he appears to be thinking of something else. “+ Your turn, Charley!” shouts Jack; bat Charley ts bent upon one thing only—to get nearer Miss Nelly, “What's the matter with you, Charley? Go on and play!" she exclaims. “I can play no longer,” repites the young man; “I feel like as if 1 was in a fairy garden, where thousands of violets blend thelr perfume.” “Is that allt” replies Nelly, laughing; * why, tt 1s only due to those Flower Sachets from Oriza-Legrand, my dear; just fancy, one of these velvety flowers placed in my wardrobe the other day, impregnated my clothes with tts intoxicating odor, and this seems to trouble you, Charley!" goeseses whee é What Viola Allen Says: b “T have found your ¢ Johann * Hoff’s © Malt Extract ® to be wonder- ® fully strength- © giving when © fatigued from ® overwork, and © gladly ac- ®© knowledge its ® great value as a most efficient tonic.” E SSSSSHSSSSSSHSSSHSHSHSHSSSSHSSHSHSSSHSSSSHSSOSSS Johann Hoff’s © Malt Extract $ SEA Neen Gives Strength 3 Seessesesosesssscosessoooss THE THORNDIKE *°%2is'" (BOSTON) OPP. PUBLIC GARDEN. USED BY THE BEST PEOPLE. Luggage Delivered Free (fr. N. YN. H. & 1. R. B.). GOOD FOR LITTLE FOLKS d good for their (ey CATHARTIC and go picts 4 f } The perfect fami f fj Ip dhe A pease gore Unag Wi the omy ——, Migestion and Headache-— Att DRUGGISTS Comicbooks.com