Life — November 3, 1898 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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—Polichtnetie. AT THE BAKER'S. A Potisn Jew was arrested here the other day, and, when taken to the elty prison, bis condition was so uncleanty that he was told by the corporal to take a Lath. “Vat, go tn rt” he asked. “Yes, take a bath; you need It. had a bath pecerees How long ts {t slnce you i With his hands allgned upward, never i vas arrested before."— Argonaut. f EVERY telephone subscriber In New York has long dis- pt tance telephone and m dreutt underground line. The | cost of the service vartes not with the quality, for the quality ' i 1s the same for all, but with the amount of use. This method makes the cost of teleph t private residences and private stables extreme! ALITTLE boy was ver 1 to have his ptous uncle give lim a tittle Jersey calf. Th Johnny, when anything very much you should pray for It.” “Well,” sald the little fellow, “do you belteve, uncle, that God would give me a calf If | should pray for one" + Why, of ¢4 sald the good uncle, “Well, uncle," sald the boy, “give me this calf and you pray for the other calf."—ittsourg Bulletin, cle sald “ Tlas your Majesty heard anything more about the partt- ton of Chinay” inquired Lt Hung Chang. “No,” answered the Chinese Emperor, absent-mindedly, “Bat I guess we may as well sell that historic wall of ours to some building contractor. So faras keeping these foreigners out fs concerned, It doesn’t atnount to anything more than a lath and plaster partition."— Washington Star, GAIL BORDEN EAGLE BRAND CONDENSED MILK. In 1856 Gail Borden introduced condensed milk, and from small beginning an enormous industry has resulted. The Product of tens of thousands of cows is required to supply the demand for this supertor tufant food. No other equals It. Girisy “Por heaven's sake, what then?" “One boy and one gel, that’s al AML the att privacy of home I yw sere’ Club, w used by distingut sald the man who was dolng the honors, “we | have Falwin Hooth's 1 this ts th have Mr. rett’s mug, and here Henry Leslie's —Siturday Evening Herata. HOTEL VENOOME, BOSTON of Hotel Ife, with the comforts and showing somebody elxe through the e there Is a collection of old ate mugs I persons. y and here ts Joseph Je: son's ing; | yhere we | ‘'s mag—"* {nterrupted the other, * that you haven't — Dramatic Mirror, York, had a heated argu wife of a State tended that and-so." " A 2 erman and a P nt over the jovernor h Jd be addressed as “Mrs, ernor The other stoutly insisted that xhe was. simply “Mra. Iank, wife of to leave the 1 be an Irishman, his decision, “Nasther of yez ts right,” he sald, after a moment of severe cogitation; “the wife av a governor Is a governess.” Zovernor Blank.” They fhally agr tter to the first man they met. He proved ‘They stated the case to hit, and asked for Exchange, Expectations are fulfilled by ev- ery box of Whit- man’s Chocolates Confections, The most dell. clous creations of confectionery art. ‘A revelation In the blendingofthe most exquisite flavors. Whitman’s Chocolates and Confections are for sale every- where. Dainilly boxed, fresh. Ask for them. Whitman's Tastantancous Chocolate in flavor Always BeOS = FOR THE TEETH. Its delicious flavor invites one to use it regularly —thus insuring the beauty and preservation of the teeth. No toilet table is complete without it. Popular price, 5c. Send 2c. stamp for sample vial. E. W. Hoyt & Co., Lowell, Ma: Dr. Jaeger’s Spe Combination suits for Men, Women and Children, Men‘s Out- ing Shirts, Sweaters Bicycle Hose, and Leggins,Ladies Shirt Waists, Equestrian Tights, Corsets, etc. bs) CHEW >, BEEMAN’S 4 THE ORIGINAL ) PEPSIN GUM Cures Indigestion and Sea-Sickness. Atl Others are Initateet THE RICINAL ABBOTTS. ANGOSTURABITTERS