Life — July 28, 1898 — page 16: what you’re looking at

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"JOHN AND JONATHAN."* John sald to Jonal “What's gone wrong with you all us quiet folk With Yankee-doodte-« le owner of the earth “1 do admit,” said Jonathan, “Tm plaguey apt to brag; You're not so meck yourself, my dad, When others taunt your But, now we've setted down to You'll find the t ging gone— Wel not disgrace the famity HARPER AND BROTHERS: NEW YORK AND Lobos, Tie Memoirs of Barry Lyndon, peace Thackeray. A Romance of Summer Seas. By Varina Av Davis, In the Sargasso Sea, By Thomas Janvter, The Hundred, and Other Stories. By Gertrude Hat, Farm Ballads. By Will Car «Jeter, Luzon + Are all the Jingoes our side, daa >" Said Jonathan to John. Said Jonathan to John. The Cheery Book, By Joe Kerr. New York —syitney (N. Town anil Conntry Journar. Dillingham Company. Ye Lyttte Sttem Maite. By Pauline Tra Hoxton, New York and London: Lamson, We pany. Crnadian Fotk-Life and Fo} Hreeuough. New York: George II. Ri Jobin sald to Jonathan A senorr of the House asked Speaker Reed the other Where do you come tn? Hid not think that Hawalt shoutd ec Spatn’s * her own backyard — annexation was discuss You're not the Cubans’ kin One can't be always squarte people pr When some one's put upon—" have Loth, [should take the yellow fever first. pocketbook was gone. You who have foot pockets where wallets ought to be, can, 14 sou prectate Burns's feelings, “Was Ryron an Athenian?” Satd Jonathan to Jol John said to Jonathan Argonaut, Tiere was a red fag out in front of a farmhouse up in o Swift River region in Oxford the other day when Burns “Can't you draw it mild? was driving past the place. He hever get by an auction A quict tuk may do them good, sale. There ts something about a langain at vendue that But war'll drive them wild. strikes him Just where he lives. So Burns hitched his horse e plu and stopped on the outskirts of the crowd. He remembered ‘This proud old § that ut the last auction he attended he bought two pod augers « Drake's a sort 0° cousin Jan ox yoke, and this thine he stecled himself Jest he com Said Jonathan to Jc mit similar ezregiousness, In fact, he concluded that he “ Ay.” sald Jobin to Jonathan, wouldn't tid at all, “That sort of talk’s all right, But when But—ts it only ehivatry heifer, Burns chipped 1n a bid of two, and finally got to going That stirs you up to fight? hard against @ red.wbiskered man, who carried a whip in bis 5 jones from the te. There bs a pla 1 Wall Street, expectonated vito fer every UI And we know its golngs-on— Ax the contest waxed somewhat energetic, Burns “New York's not the United States 1" reached for his pockethook. Ills flagers nin down a Sald Jonathan to John. {oto bis trousers pocket until they sitd tutoa good big bole. The and while the red-whiskered mas jorating, was paylug down an {natal Burns pushed forward throngh the crowd ad got auctioneer’s ear, That functionary tstened tntentis, Toa he arose erect once more, and tn his professtonal drone com This gentleman informs me that he his lost a pock aining the sum of two hundred dh: sam of ten de rs for Its return. crowd got well waked up over a Jersey “Til give twen 27 sass Burns Mug on It a Evening Jouroat, For sale by all Newsdealers tn Great Britain. The Inte: national News Company, Bream's Butdinz, Chancery Lune, London, E. C., England, AGENTS. No Appetite ? == FUROPEAN A Avenue del Oper: B. Altman & € Rew York, Desire to announce that they have made special preparations for executing orders in their FUR DEPARTMENT for the coming season, and will be en- abled to show specimens of the finest Russian Sables, Hud-Bay Sables, Baum Martin, Stone Martin, Mink, Chinchilla, Broad- HOTEL VENDOME|,"ct2, eo, Garments, Scarfs, Collarettes and ‘The Leading Hotel of Moeffs can be made. Seles bene High Grade On the Back Bay Boulevard, OM ONeENIr eco, | Investment Securities SUITABLE FOR ©. I, GREENLEAP & CO. TRUSTEES, INSTITUTIONS, errant WINE The Ideal Freach Tonic “ FOR BODY AND BRAIN Bince 1863, Endorsed by Medica: Faculty immediate lasting efficacious agreeable A Froth of Cream and the Fragranz of a Field ef Ripe Hey Makes a connoissenr tf @ casual ate drinw. At All Summer Resse WHITE MOUNTAINS, PROFILE HOUSE INVESTORS, AND COTTAG Open June 30th. One of the | FOR SALE BY 1 # iy of the fargest of feuding aumnyer resorta, with every | COR lished, which gives the names 5 TOBAcCG. Matai ptauramete Ts | ROCHON, | Bankers ise etree tr be toro FINESTINQUALITY Kerr &Co. | Dealers. |""* *"* 2sc. a Bundle, arrent offerings sent o Matton. 10 in Bundle. Me eat received beet to cheques LIFE PUBLISHING COMPAKT | ‘Commission orders executed. Trial Package in Pouch by mail for asc. Members New k Stock Exchange, |19 4 21 West Sist St., New Tork G H. ELLIS & CO,, Baltimore, Md 8 41 Wall Street, New York. ALL IMPORTE A “marked edition of the book F | Twn American Tonacco Co., Successor. | comicbooks.com