Life — May 26, 1898 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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* LIFE: SETTING CUBA FREE. There were coattails wildly flapping in the circumam! air, Here and there someone was sp There ling on the floor; re cries of “ Order, order, order, order” from the Chair, And a hundred timid members seampered wildly for the door! It was not a Deadwood soirée nor a cowboy jamboree. Nor « Cripple. Creek discussion, nor a Dawson City brawl: The House of Representatives was « wz Cuba free— that was all! Hairy fists were fiercely shaken under bleeding noses | there Cries of * Liar!” 1 to and fro: nt from Georgia hurled a volume through alr, Which a * Coward: “ Demagogue! " were ban nt from Philadelphia dodged by ducking Ob, the peop! Fled in te The House of nothing more. who had gathered in th «or hysterically grovele tatives was setting Cuba free whiskers of all colors fying th error mingled with the bowls aud hisses brawl! The House of Representatives was setting Cuba free that was all BEST BECAUSE NATURAL. ed with so-called baby foods. Expe- that scientifically prepared cow's > natural supply fails I Bor: den Eagle Brand C “] Milk Is the best infant food. A CLEVER mot wa by a member of Parliament | during another member's presy speech. atter bap: pening to yawn during his remarks, the other commented: “This man is not without taste, but he usurps our privileg Argonaut. Tue late Bill Nye was fond of tell his smaller daughter: At a dinoer tat was a party of guests for whom Mr. N best in the way of entertainment. little giel A lady turne * Your father isa very funoy man responded the child, “when we have Mars. Youxouxe: John, do you suppose you can bear the baby from where you are if he wakes up and cries ng the newspaper): Idunno. 1 SELECT EUROPEAN PARTIES. h Cape, Russia,ete. Vacation party for Central Europe, etc, Fifteenth season. Address Mrs. M. A. Crosley, 2 Bedford Avenue, Brooklyn, N. Y. | | Divi Bispnas, the famous singer, tells a good dia- lect story. Here is one of a negro mammy who was for- ever prating the extraordinary virtues and general won- derfulness of her charge. “Huh!” grunted her wearied auditor; “he—he-aint | Gawd, is be?” | The mammy pondered a minute. hesitatingly, “he’s young yit 1" ~ Cleveland Plain Dealer. “ Well,” she said, Prince of Wales's Favorite Wine, de LOSSY-HOLDEN CHAMPAGNE. Absolutely Reliable Always emington mY) Standard Typewriter. NEW MODELS. Wyckoff, Seamans & Benedict, 327 Broadway, New York. Vou eara dozen. hofesome ; Saat Appetising E-DOUGLAS ‘ 2 Z $. 22 AND 3D, just the same way as high cost shoes. You can save from $3.00 to $5.00 on every pair of our shoes } and get style, com- fort and wearing qual- ities that equal any shoe that can be made— regardless of price. o we Spring and Summer | leathers are the fash jonable colors ot Vie# Kid and Wit which we make up stvles ani = not convenient to our 56 stores in the large cities or any of the 5,000 dealers selling our shoes throughout the United States, send to our mail order department, enclosing price and 25 cents extra for carriage. State size and width usually worn. CATALOGUE FROM W. L. DOUGLAS, BROCKTON, MASS. Dealers Catalogue fi same wld “My wife had pimples on her face, bv? she has been taking CASCARETS and they have all disappeares I had been troubled with constipation for some time. but after tak ing the first Cascaret I have had no trouble with this ailment. We cannot speak too high- ly of Cascarets." FRED WARTMAN, $708 Germantown Ave., Philadelphia, Pa. CANOY CATHARTIC TRADE MARK REGISTERED PeCULATE THE UE Pleasant, Palatable. Votent, Taste Good. Do Good, Never Sicken, Weaken. of Gripe. 100, 2c, We. «. CURE CONSTIPATION. .. Sterilag Remedy Com bleage, Mestreal, Sew York. MO-TO-BAG fis oUUHEICtacd Wate