Life — May 19, 1898 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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Count (to bis son, who is engaged toan actress): I'm serry you are golng to bring an actress into our family. Son: Oh, that’s all right. She isn't much of an actress. —Fliegende Blatter. A tapy engaged acab to convey her to Euston Sta- tion, and urged the cabby to drive fast, as her time was ed. After proceeding a quarter of amile at a funeral he passenger warned the cabby to whip the horse, t she should lose her truin, He did so, but the speed soon subsided to the original pace. Again the lady re- monstrated, saying: “Can't you whip your horse on some tender part to wake him up a bit!" The jehu » and replied sober! “Well, miss, I've hit the yss all over ‘is body, except ‘is left ear, and I'm keepin’ that for the Euston Road.""—Tit-Bits, INFANT HEALTH, Inquiries prompted the publication of “INrast Heatta” in pamphlet form by the N, Y, Condensed Milk Company, New York, and the appreciation of its value led to an elaborate edition, sent on application. Wuex the general office of first started in New York, says the Ladies’ Home Journal, e was always a box of sk, and the One day Mr. F son's Company was pventor’s ¢ were at the service of all his friends. iplained to a friend that his hospi- riend, s, and I will have S filled with cab nelling stuff that will cure thanked the offer, Ts met his friend. “Ah! said Edison, “you never brought me those cigars for my friends.” * sid the man, “I certainly did, two weeks and Tleft them with your manager." inventor, “that’s strange. T mand straightway forgot all about aths or more passed before be again wonder where “ us inquire id. Why,” said that person, “I packed them in your valise be Edison, when you we i t snakes!" exclaimed Edison: ‘th have smoked them myself." And he had. your manager,” was suggested, nL must THE UNDERCLOTHING OF THE TROPICS? Hesny M. STANLEY has testified to the excellence Dr. Jaeger’s light woolen underclothing in tropics ; and if such an authority can give an emphatic verdict in its favor, after he had put it to the crucial test of the broiling sun of Africa, the question may be regarded as settled in favor of wool. It hardly requires the uni- versal endorsement of the medical fraternity to convince one of the desirability of having that part of our raiment | ich touches the skin absolutely pure w Lighter in weight, finer in finish, and more comfortable than any others, the Dr. Jacger’s garments are favorites everywhere in the world. A most valuable suggestion from a hygienic point of view is undoubtedly that of the celebrated Dr. ©, advocating the wearing of wool at all seasons, and especially in the warmer climates, In the latter sugges- tion Dr. Jaeger stands c many prominent mili: tary authorities as well a 1 prof in general, whilst his underwear is readily conceded to b the Standard of the We It will be well to visit the Dr. Jaeger’s stores and si the large assortment of their fine light summer goods. Tue Ameer of Afghanistan take: gun factory at Kabul, over which Sir sides. He insists on his Khans visiting who controls a distant mountain regi ne in one day, and, after seeing the works, asked Sir Salters: “Now tell me in words just how you make guns.” “It is quite easy," replied Pyne. “You make a hole first and then wrap some iron around it.” “ Ah," he said sorrowfully, " there {s lots of air for the hole in my country; only no one there knows how to wrap the iron around it."—Wave. at pride iu his Iters Pyne pre- Amra Khan, Prince of Wales's Favorite Wine, de LOSSY -HOLDEN CHAMPAGNE. LIFE As a specialty of Cafe and Club Stocks of fine supplies Hunter Baltimore Rye Is the Favorite. The Purest Type of the... Purest Whiskey. LSet saat eactneont “America’s Greatest Railroad ” / HAS..- 6 Trains Each Day Between New York and Chicago MORNING, NOON AND NIGHT, FORENOON, AFTERNOON, EVENING. Via NEW YORK CENTRAL. 3 Trains Bach Day Between New York and St. Louis SOUTHWESTERN LIMITED, WESTERN EXPRESS, NIGHT FAST MAIL. Via NEW YORK CENTRAL. Crrzceeal? 161 BROADWAY. 688 BROADWAY. Cologne on the Rhine, RHINE AND MOSELLE WINES. For Sale by PARK & TILFORD. Sole Agent, ron HH . ARNOLD, 27 South William Street, New York. Absolutely Reliable Always emington Standard Typewriter. WYCKOFF, SEAMANS & BENEDICT, 327 Broadway, Ne New York. ESTERBROOKS LEADING NUMBERS: 048, 14, 130, 239, 313, Al, 556. PENS IN ALL STYLES, FOR EVERY PURPOSE. FOR SALE BY ALL STATIONERS. tte Esterbrook Steel PenCo. 26 John St..N.¥. Work: NASHVILLE AND, BRUSSELS) ExPosirions Vener MFC CO ap. conniganen/ee Luncheons. Minced Ch his Cie et pped in corn husks. Ute. Henitul mdr Bet instance. | All you bave guessed about life insurance may be wrong. Ifyou wish to ow the truth, send for “How aad Why,” issued PAGE. tie Pes ere may PLEASE TRY > CANDY CATHARTIC SCULaTE THE LIVES