Life — May 5, 1898 — page 16: what you’re looking at

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iT 15ORS AT NL THE NEW WOMAN. Alas, and ala © It ran within six inches, sie!" was the reply the lord softly came O Moses, and mi Beyond the curve was a down grade of a my And a rib stole from Adam. T'd see the Old be with a yell and a flourish of his whip the driver erp ‘date And the New Woman further. horses toa dead run, The five of us inside lit to hus And the first a madame. Reb, watered keest, for dear life, and every half minute the stage oy bound to go over. “Did yer know that if we'd struck a rock we been dead men in no time? * * Of course.” ” And yer wasn't prayin New joy filled the land, : left Sandy b for Rising Sun there were six Not at all.” Single blessedvess doubled; ¢ passengers to go by the stage, aud the route was Theee or four miles further on the driver tr Then the Lord stayed His baud, over the mountains and full of the chances of disaster, With another curve. In his detecmination (o mate, And our ribs left untrouble The driver came out from breakfast as soon as the sta call of it, one wheel ran off the edge of the precipay was ready, and looking about on the passengers he selec only a sudden effort of the horses saved the cose aamall, pale faced man and invited him to climb up bes! were Hung ina heap and frightened ludt hin While the pale faced man was climbing the driver Man beside the driver ne whlapéred to tha rest of ta: things were safe the dri “I picked him out in order to scare him to death. “That surely was the brink If not from a jaw, a fellows will see a heap of fun before we've gone ten “Guess twas.” was the quiet reply It certainly seems so miles." The clusest shave you will ever hey sill the All beauty had birth, Though I don’t often meddle, most that was human And I pray. ease the wheel; And gladdening to earth 0 woman, back pedal! Came with the new woman. —Harper's Bazar But now, with a moan, Man is asking, impassioned, From what funny bone Is this New Woman fas With physies and law Two minutes west of the gulch the road madeasud- comes" Her eloquence streams so. den turn, with a sheer fall of one hundred feet down to “Yes. Wild Cat Creek, and the driver put his horses at the gal “See here, now, but what sort of a critter ar lop and said to the man was the qu Don t you kuow “nuff to sit skear “We may xet around all right. or we may fetch up ‘othing has happened yet to scare 1 down below. thand say yer prayers. But meobe you want me todrive phirabe 1 Je no move anddid notehange coun. pice # thousand feet bight” the New Woman then. r s king the course all right, the driver If you con ptly can, The fact is. f came singular rabies. father indignantly demanded here intending to commit suici 1 if you ¢ Find nothing in men * Didn't you sce that the off wheel run within a footoe tte whole of us over some cli you Il oblig xt to nothing in babies: the ed, With hee rights and hee tights are notsay bree living and lights, eches and speeches. Atlante Constite For sale by all Newsdealers in Great Britain. The Inter. EUROPEAN AGENTS—Messra, Brentano, 37 Avenue de lOpen sational News Company, Bream's Building. Chancery Lane, Paris; Saarbach’s News Exchange, 1 Clarastrasse, Mayesry The Whiting Papers are the “Standard” of American and Foreign Manufacture. From the heavy or lasting Ledger Paper for the Bookkeeper, to the dainty sheet for correspondence purposes. WHITING PAPER COMPANY 148-150-152 Duane Street, New York Holyoke, North Wilbraham Chicago, Philadelphia. Commercial Honor and scientific attainments made good starters for James Crow to commeney business on, Then. that spring of water, scrupulous cleanliness, unre: J y , mitting care, and the best VY winning combination. CIGARS, numer fase OLD GROW RYE HIGHEST IN PRICE laren "new any. crbee tae SOLID VESTIBULE TRAINS ree, wears cnevled csr I nerweew NEW YORK & CHICAGO” BUFFALO & NIAGARA FALLS' FINESTIN QUALITY sane Py cao relate DINING CARS NLACCARTES asc. a Bundle. 7 dealers. U7 tom wavsraarto Pris Rasiie) 4... CHAS S.LEE GEN. PASS AGI! s 10 in Bundle. H. B. KIRK & CO. nolan atta aaa 7 69 FULTON STREET Trial Package in Pouch by mailforas¢| 41, Broadway and 27th Street, N. Y. H. ELLIS & CO., Baltimore, Md. [Agents for the Great Western Chanipagne. ‘Tue American Tosacco Co., Successor.