Life — March 31, 1898 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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LIFE FORGIVENESS. They loved euch other well, they swe And so to wed they wildly hoped: Wherefore it wasn't long before They laughed at locksmiths and eloped. Hee p Her mamma, too, fo: His ma and pa forgave And brothers, sisters forgave, as papas ¢ ave and blessed; 1. too, all the rest not forgiven to this Anal we lon T forgive Uh ay they live Ives, they say —London Figaro, ASBURY PARK AS A SPRING RESORT. Admirably located directly on the « N. J.. isone of the most attrac the New. t. Itsc yele paths, ces ule, broad grav ntic drives, picturesque lake, and rural scenery are nosylvania Railroad affords excellent train service from New lpia. Trains days, and and Cortlandt Several hotels are now open for np eled avent walks. eli rivaled, un. y-third Street few York, daily. n dDesbrosse Spring \ Howe Rece candidate in Ireland engaged in a when he visited a workingman’s house, in the principal room of which a pictorial representation of the Vope faced an illustration of King William, of pious and immortal memory, in the @ «the Boyne, The hyn <1 from one to the other in amazement, ng his surprise, the voter's wife explained: my husband's an Orangeman and Um a Cath- rassing, t of erossi stu you yet on together!” asked the astonished indade,” replied the lady, “barring the fth of July, when my husband goes outy with the procession and comes home dhrunk.” * Well, he always takes the Pope down and jumps on hitn, and then goes straight to bed. The next morning I t up early, take down King William and pawn him- and buy a pew with the money. Then I give the old man the ticket to get King William out."—The Wave ASHEVILLE AND HOT SPRINGS, N.C, of Western with winte rolina, are now being rapidly filled tourists from the North, A more delightful place cannot be found to avoid the disagreeable March winds. They are easily reached from New York, via Pennsylvania and Southern Railway, by the Washing- ton and Soutbwesteru Limited, which leaves New York daily at 420 p.m., making the trip within twenty: two bours in through Pullman drawing-room sleeping cars. For full particulars, ete., call on or address Alex. S. Thweatt, Eastern Passenger Ag *Tuene are hazards in the game of golf, are there not {" asked the i * Hazards!” exclaimed the veteran.“ Well, I should Why, no less than three marriage engagements fter the last match.” say so. were annou: Chicago Evening Post. Ovo Farwer: That's a flne lot of pigs over there. What do you feed them + Awatecr: Why, corn, of course. In the ear * Certainly in the mouth.""—Chicago News. Wire (enthusiastically): took in at the bazaar: Heseanp (quietly): How much do you think we ‘ou mean, —Boston Traveler. How many, Prince of Wales's favorite wine, de LOSSY- HOLDEN CHAMPAGNE. THE PRUDENTIAL IN 1897 Made Magnificent Gains in Every Department of its Business [ i Assets Increased to $23,984, 569.72 Income Increased to $15,580, 764.65 Surplus Increased to $5,240, 118.36 Insurance in Force Increased to $363, 117,590.00 ja] offers the best of all The Prudential (re ee ae Lite Insurance and under the best conditions, Life Insurance for Men, Women, ai Children, Amounts, $50,000-815, — Pre- miuins payable Yearly, Half-Yearly, Quar- terly, or Weekly. Write for particulars. THE PRUDENTIAL INSURANCE CO. OF AMERICA JOHN F. DRYDEN, President. Home Office: NEWARK, N, J. “GROW YOUR OWN Early Vegatables, Violets, Ete, jlot-beds are 40 constra urerasf ally, Strong! 0 size of above, @¢t x6ft. | Price, co: ) pricetist of lancer sizes. We pay freight to most points io eastern and Middle States. Send tc. postage to our New York § ogice for Iiustrated Greenhouse Catalogue. ORD & BURNHAM CO. y. Irvingt Capstan Bird’s Eye wid {ESSSSsssssayy je to compare with the hh Waverley Pat op Pat up by W, D. & H. O. WILLS 2 Britt. Engtana, Westward Ho ‘fod famous the world over for thelr superd favor and exquisite arows, 1a, can ( dee s Violets) ov: CONCENTRATED Bs Surpassing All-Others YS We this year make but one model, and crowd into that all possible Bicycles $ 5 O} The,beantitul Waverley u Catalogue ts [ree. h Indiana Bicycle Co., Indianapolis, Ind. asssasee se Three Castles PP Relwil oe’ got th2ik, write torus for pricelist ofthe wellnownbrands, GOld Flakevete. J. W. SURBRUG, Sole Agent, 159 Fulton Street, NEW YORK. LATEST NOVELTIES SPECIALLY RECOMMENDED : ROYAL CILLET (carnation) — GRANDE DUCHESSE, FUNEIA of JAPAN L.. LEGRAND (08/24-PERFUMERY). 11, Place de la Madeleine, PARIS SEE WEE. WE. “SEE. “E Those Fine English Tobaccos OLETTES CZAR {Sunset Limited,”* (Annex.) SOUTHERN PACIFIC CO. . Luxury, COMFORT, SPEED, For California, Arizona, Mexico, Japan, China, Around the World. ‘349 Bruapway, ano 1 Battery PLace (Washington Building) New Yors.