Life — March 3, 1898 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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LIFE DEBIT ANDO CREDIT. “Let bygones be bygones,” said she, after she had managed to quarrel with him on the way home from the He rettected awhile.“ And is this the end?" “It is, sir; all is over between us." Last Sunday night you said you “Tdid then: Ido not now.” * And you want bygones to be bygones?" ¥ Who's to pay for all the i Leave me, mere valuable services a cire nved me.” -creamm— y wretch! LT will se xt morning's post brought l Name your price for it paid.” © the following MIS SMITH TO MR. De SIMPRINS, DR. To firides, $4 each, a ster soups at cbureh festivals, suppers at church festivals, $1 hacks at church tickets to theatre.. ettos (10 ach tivals, $1.00 each Li Beents...... jatimation) aved (say) By going with another fellow (1.05 * Healin; art (3 amy lag Extinguishing hope First kis 400 kisses and Di Balance due. w night and She met him at the door and DU p afterward she was Chawley.” she said, An 1 cream Salo. ST. AUGUSTINE, PALM BEACH ANO NASSAU. The Florida East Coast Line announces a train will leave St. Augustine upon arrival of & Florida Limited,” wa the Penusytvania, nd F.C. P.R. R., reaching Palm B Ja Limited leaves New York daily. hing St. Augustine follow 220 p.m. Itis the most complete Puliman tr ew York for Florida. In addition, Room Sleeping Car is operated on s ork to Augusta, alfordin, ent fa ching f For {ull particulars regarding F East Coast Ion oF address Alex. S. Thweatt, 1 Broadway, New York City parlor car ew York outhern Ry ach at 10 m. The pt Sunday, s afternoon at exCe in thatever Texxysox one day entered a club reading-room and sat down in a large air before the fire, Much tot nt of the otber occupants of the rooni 1 to elevate his feet until they rested on the et ~ real American” fashion. No expostulations on | of his friends respecting the ine! of the po- were of the slightest avail, Suddenly a brilliant ation seized one of the to Lord Tenny- “din uis ear: “Take your feet down or ‘ou for Longfellow.” In an instant the und he assumed the ordi- nary position of an Englishman.—Aryouaut. amaze he pro: eved ane Going clow sou he whisp they'll mistake poet's boots were on the floor, Dr. foreign interviewers, are not he said, “by people wanting eith writing.” He might have added : them was their money. Nasses’s impressions of Americans, idly. as told to “1 was bothered,” y handshake or hand- ~ But all [ wanted of “Boston Journal. Wevcen (to De Lome) : Iwas in Cuba. Old friend, [sympathize with you, De Lom; Man, your experience was tame. the United States.—Philadelphia North Twas in merican, Prince of Wales's favorite wine, de' LOSSY - HOLDEN CHAMPAGNE. YALE YARNS. At the dinner of the Yale Alumni, held afew evenings since at Sherry’s. one of the speakers told a couple of stories good enough to bear repetition here. referring to the absurd, though doubtless well-meant, attack made upon t | W. C. T. U.; buc though he was not alone in the text of his discourse, he was in his stories—(as the hate Billy Florence used to say) “delightfully singular.” “The majority of Yale's malig: ers,” he said, “are only fractions of men—and the recent graduates will not yet have forgotten that it is allowable to use that noun including both sexes. They always remind me of Curran’s good-night toa committee from the Guild of London Tailors, who had entertained him at dinner. | There were just eighteen of them present, and with the refrain in his heart that ‘Robin Hood’ has made so familiar, the joker remarked, ‘Gentlemen, I bid you both good-night.* “And then the se credulity with which folks these impossible charges against the common seof the American young mant It is like the first k account ever kept by a gentleman (not present) who has sine eof New York's leading Ana He was quite young when he was advised to na bank account It will be excellent training for said bis mentor, who was no less than a Gi of the St T meeting his fr saying thac be oad as keeping that ac become 01 ver young man was duly impressed, ai later, thanked him warmly fonever in his lit thing so it. * That's good,’ said th it will teach you business habits apd fru- wality “Yes, L believe it will’ said the young “Th nt is overdrawn just pow, but I find ita ge accommodation layea dor Governor: an. awe at one can justly deny the wisdom of that than one can fail to smile at the ‘The one lesson of the ong all that the age is teaching us th cone more is that the individual orth achieving must 10re comical perversion of it days, it prominent than another. would achieve anything himself long and arduously for the work. Natural ability at deal, but the most transe ent ability with which this world was ever blest ix of itself enough, in the fleree competition of the day, to assure even mor of training for the work in In athletics this truth is fully epters a contest, no matter how strength, without long and deftness and knowledge or these traits seldom, if eve This holds true, toc fessions, only hi who train counts for até ate success without a severe course and realized. No man great his natural] careful preparation, for| everywhere essential me by nature.” are called the learned pro- © the training is required by law, as it It all comes thi <1 man hope experience ght well be in all pursuits, that in nothing can the raw, with ation. wn untra those of training, and In almost every calling of civilized man, the Wm essential knowledge appertains to th for is tue means by mt proper use of which effort is Of all the uses to which money sense, is equal to the 1 pe { life insurance. 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