Life — September 17, 1896 — page 16: what you’re looking at

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*LIFE-: Fast NUBIAN “Stack Cotton Dress Linings—For Waist and Skirt, Will Not Crock. It is positively unchangeable and of superior quality. Nothing else so fully satisfies the highest requirements and yet the cost is moderate enough for any dress. . . . . . All Leading Look for this on DRY GOODS EVERY YARD Stores. of the Selvage. foe Ye, / Mace Fas € “iCack For the Yacht, Camping Party, Summer Martial, Whiskey, Holtand Gin, Hotel, Fishing Party, Mountains, Seashore, or the All ready for use, require no mixing. Connoisseurs agree that of two cocktails made of the same material and he one Bottled and aged must bethe better. Try our Vork Cocktall without any sweetening dry and ‘or sale on the Dining and Buffet Cars of the principal railroads of the U. S., and alf druggists and dealers. AVOID IMITATIONS. G. F. HEUBLEIN & BRO., Sole Props. 39 Broaoway, New Yorn. HARTroro, Conn. 20 Piccapitty, W. LONDON, ENG. Haviland China It is important to buyers that they should be informed that the only ware that has always been known as Haviland China is marked under each piece: On Decorated China, . On White China, ON THE HEIGHT. He. I dreamed last night, my darling, That you stood ona height, Arrayed in shimmering garments, And glorious to the sight; And all the roads of all the earth Led up to where you stood, ‘The very apotheosis Of gentle maidenhood ; And people came from near and far, The lowly and the great, To gaze in wonderment upon You in your regal state; But, ah! my love in all that throng, That had been drawn to thee, One person only held thy gaze— And I, oh! joy, was he. Sue. And in your dream, pray tell me, As I stood upon that height, Arrayed in shimmering garments, And glorious to the sight— There, on that lofty pinnacle, As lin splendor stood, ‘The very apotheosis Of gentle maidenhood— And, as the people pressed around, The lowly and the great, To gaze with wonderment upon Me in my regal state— Oh, tell me, tell me truly, And relieve my troubled mind— As I stood up there in glory, Did my skirts hang straight behind ? —Cleveland Leader, Tuk coloreu female cook of a family livitg at the South End came upstairs the other after- noon, and, twisting up the corners of her aproa with considerable embarrassment, said to her mis tress: “You see, misses, I thought it mought be bes to be tellin’ you dat I—dat I done got married ly week.” “Ab, indeed! And what is your name nos, Hannah?” “ Mis’ Williams, ma'am, You see my hustat’ he am a cook, too. He am what dey calls a sbeft ina hotel.” “Achef, heh? That's very nice. And do you expect to leave us directly, Hannah 2" “Not d'rectly, mum. I'll stay wid ye for ée present. You see, my husban’ he's done gone to New York an’ Washington on his honeymoon, an’ it'll be nigh onto six weeks befo’ he comes back !"—Pittsburg Bulletin. Not To se TrieLeED With.—‘* That whisky is fifteen years old,” whispered the bartender. “Lookey here,” answered his rural customer, “don't try to git funny with me. You kin jist pour that thar stuff back inter th’ bottle an’I'll go whar I kin git suthin' fresh."—Detroit Fre Press, “WHat was it that broke up thé firm?” “The two typewriter girls got to quarreling, and the partners took sides."—Chicago Record. Obey the Law . by getting Ajax Burner Attachment and Bicycle Lamp Lighted. Pasi- tively peveats JARRING OUTS BLOWING OUT or SMOKING; gives SQUARE ‘TOPPED FLAME and makes light 30 per cent. MORE INTENSE. Burns Any Oil. Fits Any Lamp.—Don’t Wait.—Send To-Day. PRICE, 25c. Insllver, Post-paid. Satisfaction or money refunded. [27 Give size of wick and name of lamp. AGENTS send stamp for particulars. U. A. Fosrer, Drawer R,S7. JOSEPH, MICH comicbooks.com