Life — March 26, 1896 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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PANES UNRISE S$ 2S. By Roger Riordan and Tow Jupce Gary has a dry wit with him that is occasion- “ What have Idone that you all want to kill me?” Ta Kayanagi ally the cause of his grim court-room being pervaded by jood gracious, man, were you in there ?” shouted A Lady of Quality, By Frances Hodgson Burnett a very audible tittering. one of the crowd. F. TENNYSON NEELY, NEW YORK AND CHICAGO, The other day one of the attorneys was airing his in- “ Right in thar, stranger, and seemed to me the wah The Spider of Truxillo, By Richard Henry Savage dignation. He had been robbed. Yes, sir, robbed. It . had come back. I didn'tgit hit, but you've done killed The Captain's Romance. By Opie Read, was shameful the way things went right there under the my mule, I reckon." Ve Thoroughbred. By Novus Homo. New York eyes of the law. We ran over with him, and sure enough there was The Health-Culture Co. Finally Judge Gary noticed the fuming and fretting his mule down on its back and kicking its last, with four The Things That Matter. By Francis Gribble. one. or five bullets in him, York and London: G. P. Putnam's Sons. “What's the matter now ?" he asked. “Yo" dun didn’t mean to, 0° co'se,” said the owner, “Matter? It’s a confounded outrage. Had my — “but this ar’ mewl was all I had. I don’t say he was overcoat stolen right from this room.” wuth what a prime mewl orter fetch, but I could have The judge smiled a little. sold him fur $s0."" “Wall, that's purty moderate. He ginerally strikes “Overcoat, eh?” he said. ‘* Pah, that's nothing! He was informed that we would make up a purse to them fur a hundred, and you got off easy. Reckoa 1] Whole suits are lost here every day."—Green Bag. pay the damages, and we chipped in and made it $65. !ook him up and see if he can’t work in a couple mox He took the money and disappeared soon after, andhad this week !"—Detroit Free Press. Our train had pulled in on a siding to wait for a a long start when a second native appeared and asked : wreck on the road to be cleared away, and a number of “Bin any shootin’ yere ?” men got down from the coaches and walked up and “Ye down the long platform attached to the freight shed. “Shute at that ar’ bottle ?” Opposite this shed, on the other side of the highway, was “Yes.” adense wood, We had been idling round for a quarter “Killa mew! ofan hour when suddenly some one discovered that a “Vou beer bottle was swinging to a limb. He out with his “* Pay fur him?” gun and began blazing away at it, and his example was “ Yes; do you know anything about it?” followed by every other man in the crowd who was “*No, not much. I sold the animal to Bill Wheezen “heeled.” We had fired fifty bullets at the bottle, and “bout an hour ago for $10, and I sorter reckoned he it was still untouched, when there was a yell from the wanted bila: to play the old dodge with. 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