Life, 1895-12-26 · page 42 of 51
Life — December 26, 1895 — page 42: what you’re looking at
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This page contains Christmas-themed humor typical of early 20th-century Life magazine's satirical style. **"Christmas Advice for a Baby"** mockingly advises infants to exploit their helplessness—crying strategically during dinner to disrupt gatherings and summon doctors repeatedly. The joke targets both babies' manipulation tactics and parents' indulgence, presenting infant behavior as calculated performance rather than genuine distress. **"The Bullet-Proof Vest"** shows a carnival-style stunt performer demonstrating a vest's durability by allowing shooting at close range. The caption's broken dialect ("dis young man," "de vest") and the performer's visible nervousness create dark comedy—the humor derives from both the absurdity of the dangerous stunt and the implicit racial caricature suggested by the dialect. Both sketches use exaggeration and uncomfortable subject matter (infant manipulation, casual gun violence) as vehicles for social commentary on gullibility and spectacle, characteristic of Life's irreverent editorial voice.
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24 > LIFE: CHRISTMAS ADVICE FOR A BABY. EING too young as yet to understand the real signiti- cance of Christmas, not much will be expected of you. You can, however, do your part. Crying is, of course, always in order, and although somewhat hackneyed, can be carried on to great advantage during the day and evening. To this can be added, just as the guests are seated at the dinner table, unmistakable signs of £4¢kés, or common colic. When everybody has gotten up from the table to come to your rescue, you can quiet down. After they are seated, begin again. Redouble your efforts when any one but your mother takes you up. This will please her and disconcert the rest. By being alert and using your talents in the right direction, you can have the doctor sent for twice and keep everybody in a pleasurable state of excitement until Christmas is num- bered with the past. You will find it hard work, but it pays. THE BULLET-PROOF VEST. ‘LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, DIS YOUNG MAN HAS KINDLY COx- SENTED TO SHOOT AT ME AT TWENTY PACES.” “DE YOUNG MAN W. DE VEST REMAINS UN ERVOUS, | FEAR, BUT YOU WILL NOTICE CTURED.” comicbooks.com