Life — November 7, 1895 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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Photo. Jones (after an over-indulgence in fixitive) : AN Episcopal and a Methodist clergyman were recently discussing the merits of their respective churches, “Well, anyhow,” remarked the Episcopal brother asa clincher, ‘we have the Apostolic Succession.” “That's all right,” cheerfully responded the Metho- dist, ‘ but we have the Apostolic Procession.” “What's that?” queried the other. “Why, the Itinerancy,” was the reply, ‘ which gives to all our churches a noble procession of apostles."— Tribune. NOW LOOK PLEASANT, PLEASE. Two ladies stood on the door-step of a friend's house waiting for admission, and they became very impatient at the delay. ‘It's very odd to be kept waiting at Mrs. Darley’s,” said **The door is usually opened so promptly.” I'm getting very tired.” “1 wonder if there is absolutely no one in the house?” ‘Of course there are people in. We'll ring again.” ** You rang before, didn’t you ?” “Why, no. I thought you ran; ‘Well, | was sure you rang. How ridiculous.” ‘Yes, isn't it?" ‘Then one of them rang, and the door was opened.—Ex. Importer and Maker of RICH FURS 24 East 23d St., Madison Square, South. MAKER OF Persian, Mink, Sealskin, and Crown Sable Garments. IMPORTER OF Theatre and Carriage Wraps, Cloth Driving. Coats, For-lined and Trimmed. A rich variety of exclusive things in Collarettes and Capes. Garments remade to present style of Fashion. Wholesale Department. Skins and Trimmings for Tailors and Makers of Robes et Manteau PURITY een S.LIEBMANN'S SON'S BREWING C0, BROOKLYN -N.Y. Beeman’s—.7"= orn Pepsin Gum wae oat each wrappers The Perfection of Chewing Gum ‘for ad a Dalitees Remedy fo Send Sc. for sample package Beeman Chemical Co. 23 Lake Gt., Clevelssd, 0. inators of. Popsin Chewing cum. comicbooks.com