Life — September 19, 1895 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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Wulf A LAWYER in Australia was defending a young man THe late Mr, Alexander, the architect of Rochester LA tied ed iiclian 8 ‘ shove record was malodorous. Ignoring the record, how- Bridge, was under cross examination in a special jury case Constance Fenimore Woolson,” New Yorke” Harper wer, the lawyer proceeded to draw a harrowing picture of at Maidstone by Sergeant Garrow, who wished to detract and Brothers. niche i Ba i wets! useay i From the Memoirs of a Minister of France. By y haired parents in England looking anxiously for from the weight of his testimony, and who, after asking ftom the Memoirs ef a Minister of France. By ne return of their prodigal son to spend the next Christ- him what was his name, proceeded thus: “You are a and Company. mas with them, and he asked ‘* Have you the hearts to builder, I believe?" ‘No, sir, 1 am not a builder; Lam —— Raymes of Our Planet. By Will Carleton. New :prive the old couple of this happiness?” The jury, how- an architect.” ‘Ah! Well, architect or builder, builder Works Harper and poe. fies ever, found the prisoner guilty. Before passing sentence or architect, they are much the same I suppose?" I beg Gf Forsaken. By Frederic Breton, New York and ie called for the prisoner’ jal record, after examin- your pardon, sir, 1 canaot admit that. T consider them —tfeus Paris, By Richard Harding Davis, New Br h he blandly remarked that the prisoner had some to be totally different." ‘Oh, indeed! Perhaps you will York: Harper and Brothers. Two ona Tewer. By Thomas Hardy. New York: Harper and Brothers. MA YSAACS. By F. Marion Crawford. New York: Macmillan and Company. evious convictions against him, but he was gladto state wherein this great difference consists?” “An aay that the learned counsel's eloquent appeal would not architect, sir, prepares the plans, conceives the design, draws remained unanswered, for he would commit the prisoner to out the specification—in short, supplies the mind, The Maitland jail, where his aged parents at the present builder is merely the bricklayer or the carpenter—the LitTLe Wittowreax, walking with her mother moment were serving sentences respectively, so that father, builder, in fact, is the machine ; the architect the power stumbled several times over the rough pavement. sother and son would be able to spend the ensuing — that puts the machine together and sets it going.” “Oh, Her mother said, * What's the matter, daughter ?” Christmas season under one roof.—Argonaut. very well, Mr. Architect, that will do, and now, after your Nothing’s the matter with me,” she indignantly, very ingenious distinction without a difference, perhaps you replied. ‘It’s the ground is too thick in places."— can inform the court who was the architect of the Tower of | Exchange. Babel?” The Tower of Babel, sir !" replied the witness. “There was no architect, and heace the confusion !"—. “Tuosas,” said his mother proudly, ‘I'm very much pleased with you for winning that prize in the oratorical contest. It was a fine triumph. I hope, Thomas, that LALANDE was once seated at a dinner between with this added spur to your ambition you will come home Madame de Stael and Madame Recamier when he to tell me of a still greater victory, a still nobler triumph. OLD BACHELOR (dictating his will to a lawyer): To remarked upon his own luckiness in being placed Yes, Thomas," she continued, as the youth stood — my housekeeper I bequeath 5,000 marks, from which there “between wit and beauty," to which Madame de blushing before her, “I hope that you will yet score a is, however, to be deducted the sum of 434 pence for adish Stel replied: ‘And without possessing either.”— touchdown in a football match,"—Chicago Record. that she broke last week.—Schone Blaue Donau. 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