Life — July 18, 1895 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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AT SeGORS AT NLL Fort Frayne. By Captain Charles King, U. S. A. . w . . . " Chicago and New York: F, Tennyson Neel A CERTAIN schoolmaster occasionally compares the ORKINGMEN not only have the sensitiveness of other ‘A Modern Man. By Ella MacMahon, New York and achievements of his pupils with the work of noted men in people about their personal integrity, but sometimes may London: Macmillan and Company. v1 the scholars’ disadvantage. h tt way of lying te i statin it. Ferragus Chief of the Dévorants, and the Last In- their boyhood days, much to the scholars’ disadvantage ave a neat way of replying to an imputation upon i caf TARAS CMeL of the Deverante, and the Lait In: “Now, John, have you solved the problem ?” asked the A carpenter, sent to make some repairsin a private house, {onoré De Ralzac by Katherine Prescott Wormeley. teacher the other day. entered the apartment of the lady of the house with his Boston: Roberts Brothers. “No, sir," replied the boy, ‘I can't.” apprentice. a wHew old are'you; Jona? Mary, the lady called to her servant, ‘see that my SOME one, of a sarcastic turn of mind, no doubt, steen,” was the answer, jewel case is locked at once says that in times gone by the saints occupied hard steen! repeated the instructor. “Sixteen, and ‘The carpenter understood. He removed his watch and W0Od seats in their plain sanctuaries and sang * My God, the Spring of All My Joys.” Thenall the people sang. Now the worshippers sit on soft cushions in elegant edifices while the choir sings for them or to can't solve a simple problem like that! Why, sir, at your chain from his vest with a significant air, and gave them to age George Washiagton was surveying the estate of Lord __ his apprentice. Fairfax.” “ John,” he said, ‘take these right back to the shop. It ‘ ‘5 jshemn of: ‘The pupil looked thoughtful, but made no reply. seems that the house isn't safe !"— Youth's Companion, ae sy TROUW cary Ast Vhou Languta 32 New | After the class was dismissed a classmate inquired of him reid heals: dibec GAA Ga Eke Relies, AC ‘ork Observer. if Washington ever did anything else remarkable when he | #E following story is told on Lee Fairchild. At the Jouxxy: Papa, what do people mean when they es time the incident occurred Fairchild was holding an talk about your constituents ? “don't know," responded the boy. ‘He was asur- editorial position on The West Shore, and was known as Mx, Jenkins, M.C.: A constituent, Johnny, is a the “humorous editor.” While writing in the business man who expects you to get him a job. office one day a stranger entered and inquired if the pro- prietor was in. “Yes, sir,” replied Fairchild. Judge. “Pa, I'll be sorry when you get well,” said a little boy to his parent. veyor when he was as old as I am, and when he was as old . | asourteacher he was Presidest of the United States,”"— Philadelphia Catt. 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