Life — May 30, 1895 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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CALLER: I've got to get tea and a butter-dish, and I don’t know whether to get the tea where they give away butter dishes or the butter-dish where they give away tea."—7raveller’s Record. Perpita: If you continue much longer to play poker with my father I won't marry you. Jack Dasutxe: If your father continues to play poker much longer with me I won't need to.— Princeton Tiger. S-a-n-a-d-o-r Skin Soap is the most wonderful soap known for facial blemishes, A Cruise {°, Mediterranean By specially chartered steamer ** Friesland" (7,116 tons). January a9, 1846, visuing Bermuda, Gibraltar Malaga: Granada, Alhambra, Algiers, Cairo; to days in Pales. tine, Beyrout, Ephesus. Consiantinopie, ‘Athens, Rome, Nice; only $sso and up, excursions, fees, etc.. included. Organized and accompanied by F.C. Cl U.S. Vice-Consul at Jerusalem, Ocean ‘ties to Europe. Send for Tourist Gazette, Giark, Tourist Agent, 111 Broadway. New York. 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