Life — January 17, 1895 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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Burglar (under the bed): No} “That's strange ; I was positive some one was under my bed." —7id-Bits. + Waar time of night was it you saw the prisoner in your room ?” asked the defend- ant's attorney in a recent suit. ** About 3 o'clock.” “Was there any light in the room at the time?” “No, sir, It was quite dark.” ‘Could you see your husband at your side ?” No, sir.” ‘Then, madam, said the attorney tri- umphantly, **please explain how you could see the prisoner and could not see your hus- band.” “ My husband wasat the club, sir."—Phiva- delphia Call, Some time ago when Henry Irving was in Edinburgh, a Scotch clergyman came and informed him that he was to attend the thea- tre that week for the first time in his life, to see one of the Lyceum productions, Irving felt duly flattered, and so expressed himself ; but the divine, after a certain amount of stammering, confessed that he did not wish to see a play in which there was a ballet. Irving, greatly puzzled, informed him that there was no dancing in the plays he was then producing, but that according to the slang of the profession,” the supernumer- aries of both sexes were technically called “the ballet,” and hence probably arose his visitor's mistake. The worthy man’s face beamed, and he took an affectionate leave of his host’; but at the door he was seized with misgivings and suddenly demanded point blank: "If there is no ballet, Mr. Irving, why do people talk so much about your Weak Women and all mothers who are nursing babies derive great benefit from Scott's Emulsion. This prepara- tion serves two purposes, It gives vital strength to mothers and also enriches their milk and thus makes their babies thrive. Scott’s Emulsion is a constructive food that pro- motes the making of healthy tissue and bone. It is a wonder- ful remedy for Emactation, General Debdility, Throat and Lung Complaints, Coughs, Colds, Anaemia, Scrofula and Wasting Diseases of Children. 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