Life — November 22, 1894 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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LIFE Tite other day a woman shipped her husband's remains and a dog over the Central. Albany she appeared at the door of the baggage car to see how they were getting “Oh, he’s comfortable,” replied the baggageman, Anybody been setting down on bim 2" Who, the dog ?” ly not,” answered the baggageman, ** Does it seem cold enough in here for him ?" For who, the corpse ?” * No, the dog “ Lthink so,” grinned the baggagemaster. ‘: Does the jolting appear to affect him any 2" * Affect who—the dog ? No, the corpse.” I don’t believe it doe: You'll keep an eye on him, won't you 2" she asked, wiping a tear away. On who, the corpse ?* the dog.” And having secured the baggageman’s promise, she went back to her coach appar- ently contented. —£ xchange. Mrs. J said to Mrs, Lammis in perfect confidence, * Do you know mine is the prettiest baby in the world ? “Well, really, now, what a coincidence !"" said Mrs, Lammis. “So is mine !"—£x. APTER Mr, Scadds left the station he experienced a severe shock upon discover that a packet of bank notes which he was taking to the city was nowhere about hy person. He must have left it in the Pullman car. “T'll go to the superintendent's office and make my loss known,” he thought ; and he did. “*[ left a package containing $5,000 in bank notes in a Pullman car not half an hour ago,” said Mr, Scadds to the official. “Which train 2” “The one which arrived at 9:1 “ Have you your Pullman check ? Fortunately he had, and this enabled the superintendent to send for the conductor. He soon arrived, for he had not yet finished the report of his trip, and was still in the building. ‘onductor,” said the superintendent, ‘did you see anything of a package left in your car 2" n't turn anything over to you ?” “ Bring the porter here.” He was brought. ** Did you see anything of a small packet after the passengers left your car 2” “Yes, sah,” “You haven't turned it in 2” “Why, no, sah, It wasa lot of money, sah.” “+ Precisely. Where is it now 2” “ Here, sah.” It was produced from an inside pocket.” Mr. Scadds' eyes brightened when he saw’the roll. “That's it,” he exclaimed. He counted the money and it was all there, the entire 000. + Look here, porter,” said the superintendent, severely. “+1 want to know why you did not bring that package to me the moment you got your fingers on it ?” “Why, sah,” replied the man, with an injured air, “+ I siposed de gemman had left it for atip, Sah. " That's why, sah."—Harper's Bazar. For sale by all Newsdealers in Great Britain, The Inter News Company, Bream's Bullding, Chancery Lane, Usndon, EC, England, hours. Evnoresy Auxre-—Memre. Brentano, 37 Avenue 49 TOpere, Parts; Saarbach's News Exchange, 1 Germany, ‘Agwats for Oermany. Ausiia and Switsariand, Sterling Silverware the best production of both continents finely wrought by skilled smiths —at retail. CELEBRATED HATS, —anv— Ladies’ Round Hats and Bonnets And The Dunlap Silk Umbrella. 178 & 180 Fifth Avenue, bet. 22d & 23d Sts, and 181 Broadway, near Cortlandt St. NEW YORK. Palmer House, Chicago. 916 Chestnut St., Phila, ER-Agencies in all Principal Cities. Gold Medal Awarded, Paris Exposition, 1889, Spautpine & Co., (ixcoxrorateD.) State and Jackson Sts., Chicago 36 Ave. de l'Opera, Paris, js one man that knows exactly how to manage his wife." * What's his scheme ?” “Lets her have her own way always. Chicago Inter-Ocean. EMER aoe Our “ Suggestion Book” mailed free. . 66 NION souanewe -WEST- “NEW YORK DECKER BUILDING Be sure to get this kind. WILLIAMS? SHAVING STICK. The only Shaving Stick having glove-fitting case cover. Never comes off except when taken off—, Beautiful package—and soap of that same quality—as has made the name] WILLIAMS-famous in every English speaking country on the globe. that your Druggist give you WILLIAMS’. Insist (sien ee ese Substitute go to a Drugaist that sells what is We mail one of these sticks—to any address on receipt of 250. in stamps. asked for, : The J. B. WILLIAMS CO., Glastonbury, Ct., U. 5. A. ‘The name of the Whiting Paper Company on a box of sath? ery is a guarantee of excellence.” Fine Correspondence Paper is now as essential 04 lady's boudoir ase. The Whiting P2pe] Company recognize and meet the demand most fuk Their * Standard Linen” and numerous other styles d paper are correct for society use. They are the lags manufacturers of fine stationery in the world. You@ see a variety of these papers at your stationer. Ask for them. WHITING PAPER COMPANY, 148, 150 and 152 Duane Street, New York. Mills: Holyoke, Mas LEWIS 6. TEWKSBURY Banker, 50 Broadway, New York, Buys and sells Bills of Exchange on all parts of the wodl Cha By Mrs. A vol able for of emine reasures MU: And O THOR A coli subjects, ence in, P A Series mai “One comicbooks.com