Life — October 4, 1894 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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LIFE HeRnert SPENCER, while traveling in England, pounced upon every man in the cay THERE is a story told of th © of Northumbe wealth, is very unaffected and simp his life, Wher usually takes a third-class ticket, to the ind they determined to break him off this frugal h. chimney sweeps carrying bags of soot. When t the sweeps to the booking office and bough put one in each first-class carriage n spite of his vast Ison a railway he ailway officials, Upon a day y filled his compartment with at his destination he took ach a first-class ticket hack again, and femphis Commercial Appeat. Kentucky Press Club at Epirok Meacitam delivered a speech at the banquet of the wr newspaper. He thus Frankfort and published the thing i - next issue of his apologized to his readers: ‘This is not done at_anybody’s request nor to fill a long felt want. In fact, we have no good excuse of any kind in publishing it, But, as it is labelled, those who wish to escape are n d to read it radjord Era. ¢ Matthew Arnold visited old and mother of Adelaide Proctor, Arnold a cup of tea, asked him AFTER bis first lectur Mrs. Proctor, the widow of Mrs. Proctor, who was the nd what y Well,” replied the literary autocra that my clothes did not fit me + Well, now,” retorted th —New York Mail and s tour in this country, ss y Comwa 1 id I was conceited, and they I think they were mistaken about the ¢ Maxacine Eptror: Why didn’t you print Scribbler’s remarkable article about a crazy millionaire scattering money along the streets ? Crry Eprtor: It's a fake.” If it had been true we wouldn't have had the article. MANAGING Epttor Why not? Ciry Eprror Senbbler would h; him yet.— New ork Weekly been following + My wife has awfully poor taste concerning elo! aid the worried-looking man, in a burst of confidence ** Indeed 1" said th she was one of the best dre rs in town,” ard to mine, She thinks tha Indianapolis Journal. other man; * Lalways understood from my women folks that two or three fifteen dollar suits per who smoked or who even attempted to smoke out of the windows. he would reply, right to break it and you shall n With porter, cabby or steamboat cap ady to do battle in the cause of justice, but he had no patience with « “but he has got so cross and m to you ?” they would ask. _** Not at all, the law isa proper one, You have nc you do not desist I will call the guard ver finding. and raves so constantly about t not want to argue with him, and I wo —Argonant. “Lused to visit canis he said, Wie Earl Ferrars had been convicted a pardon, on the ground that he was insane, to write a ste ter on the s off my daughters ?"—Green Bag. Aut circle with her mother. matrons of her acquaintance, fident tone of one who everyone present to he While the victim wa hard toconceal their amu: Once in the hall st of her uninteation. up to Mrs. Handley, tones and with ¢ nely !"— Youth's Companion, girl who had fealt with rudeness. Then she w while all the ladies held th Tine tariff dis on brought out « cre: “Will the free su aotic, and there were as man entatives to start them, — Th been busily e ed all day trying to g he was thoroughly out of patience. would allow. "In Bible times,” ran. the them more than a beg a prophet, you'd better ress done?" paused fora American peo, “Waar hez Ce indignation, As} “chez done the he hor-r-rible stat t listen to his nonsense, f murde His me pect, answered, y her confusion as best she might, and the re lady herself + tears still upon her cheeks © of the crispe A managin ar bill pass itis reply was as strong. as telegr asked the ply, aman with a big double bass voice 3 Washington Star “Is it disagr ee “but itis against the [ee aee Jo it, end tSanthr gs that I couldn't stand it id so | si oft great efforts were her, being applied bested “Well, but if 1 do, how — m 1 to many foolish habit of plain-speaking, On entering the room, Miss Truthful walked up to a 10a self-evident fact, she said, | ter exchanging greetir a ther lady, and in the e ly enoogh for were trying as hi ken from the room he said, w I'm replies ever sent by a Washingtc tor down in Texas wired to bi This came on the ni, when the conflicting rumors as there were senate dents were all at sea, Thi ertain, and when this o h regulations but they paid If you wart had prophets ; get the news Kate Field's Washington, rural stump-speaker in strident tones ef “For salo by all Newsdealers {9 Great Heitain national News) Company, Rreara’s Building, Chancery London, E. 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