Life — July 5, 1894 — page 16: what you’re looking at

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Ketcham, 379 Broad- way, New York City. * WHUuT'D dey give ye ?" asked Plodding Pete. ‘Piece ‘er Switzer cheese,” replied Meandering Well, why don’t ye go ahead an’ eat it, sted o° settin’ there gazin’ at it?” “It reminded me of old times; of sorrers past an’ gone. It brung vivid ter my memory de hour an’ a half dat 1 oncet worked.” “ Whut doin'? ” “+ Helpia’ make armor plate fur guv’ment ships." — Washington Star. A YOUNG curate was traveling through the northern part of Maine on a shooting expedition. He chanced to see a farmhouse in the distance, and stopped_ to in- quire if there were any Episcopalians in the vicinity. he woman replied, I don't know, but my son John shot something near here yesterday, but I think he called it a rvoodcock."—Exchange. THERE is much tenderness in the seemingly cruel world—but the butcher rarely finds it.—Cleveland Plain Dealer. . Impatred Digestion. The patient is required to diet. 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You can imagine what a position I was in.—Wa- * This beautiful China Fern Dish, deco- HOUSE M T'NS verly Magazine. rated with violets and heavily traced GOVERNESS: You see, my dear, the Antipodes live Location Pa: oe wee oy teh, Gale $3.00 on the other side of the earth, and they only go to sorpenes in ‘Order by mall and send for 15$page bed when we are getting up. . tractions. Mjustrated Catalogue. \ Littce Ema: Then I suppose my brother Fritz Tine as ChEDaae, 9 is an Antipode, eh ?—Fliegende Blatter. : ; ( Lawyer: On what do you b ion that - 50-52 W. 22nd. St. New York. 4 the defendant is naturally of a peaceable disposition ? . 170 Bellevue Ave.Newport. RL Wirxess: Wall, he lived fer two years alongside Keo = — 2 wken All World’s Championships of a family with ten'children, an' he never shot any of OF ‘92 AND '03 WERE WON, f (WINE OF HEALTH.) BEST OF ALL Composed of the purest ‘‘ Lagrima” Wine of Spain and an infusion of the most healthful and beneficial barks and herbs known. 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