Life — June 14, 1894 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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WHEN WE HAVE COMPANY. ALWAYS know when comp'ny’s here, T can tell it any day, For papa then calls mamm: ‘And never calls her * say. dear,” —Petroit Tribune. where the ice was well covered with ashes, Said the young hank goodness | there’s one Christian on this str *Mr. Solomon Isaacstein lives here."—Boston Tiny came to a sidewalk lady, in grateful accents : ‘+ Ves," said her escort, abstracted! Transcript. * Mapa, have you the recipe for this pie?" said the tramp. “Yes; would you like to have a copy of it 2” replied the good woman. », madam, but I should like to destroy the original,” said the tramp.—/arper's sar. Ir was a Cambridge car, and it had stopped just in front of Beck Hall. Mrs. C who sat near the front door, tackled her bundle of washing and started to leave by the front platform, The bu rather large and decidedly awkward to handle, and when she reached the street it slipped from her grasp and fell upon one of the tracks. She started quickly to recover it, but a sudden apprehension seized her and she stopped. Looking at the motorman she said, doubtfully : ‘11 Oi put me fut on the track will Oi hov a shock ?” “No, madam," replied the motorman, gravely, ** on the trolley wire."—4oston Budget. casey, not unless you put your other foot Lespés, the French journalist, known as ‘ Timothée Trimm,” was once intruded on by a creditor, who announced his intention of not departing until he The creditor planted himself on a chair, and Lespés beheld him, with conse draw bread and cheese from his pockets, as though to fortify himself ag: Several hours glided by ; Lespés had resumed his writing and finished an creditor showed no signs of moving. Suddenly Lespés rose, and with bits of began carefully blocking all the apertures through which air could ‘come in ro He then made preparations for lighting a charcoal fire ; but before applying. the mata pasted on the wall, just opposite the creditor's eyes, a paper thus laconically wordes ** Take notice that we die of our own will. What are you Coing 2" exclaimed the creditor, uneasily. Your society would render life intolerable, so we are going to con together,” answered Timothée, tranquilly, It is needless to say that thi decamped.—Harper's Young People. EXTRACT from a newspaper of the year 2000 A. D.—A few persons tiding in a W Madison-street car last night witnessed an amusing episode. The car was full and a sy lish young gentleman who entered was preparing to. stand during the rest of the tng. when two handsome ladies arose and polively offered him their seats. He tock « other man, clad in cheap attire and rather plain of entered, but the young lady whose seat the first gentleman had not accepted kept ber eye] fastened on her newspaper and affected not to see him. ‘The poor fellow wo have had to stand all the way had not the stylish young gentleman arisen wii eyes and given up his own seat. The handsome lady evidently felt the rebuh got out at the next crossing, while a suppressed titer ran through the car. a bow of thanks. Soon afte: complimentary in the face of unkind rema: Such a man, who had been bestowing upon a lady many compliments, asked her why pt a large and apparently savage dog which had just entered the room, 1 bought him only yesterday,” she answered, flippantly, ‘and I am going to beep him in my front ball to eat up my admirers.” ‘Ah, ze poor animal!” exclaimed”the Frenchman, Youth's Companion. A REALLY polite Frenchman can she “to die of indigestion !"— For sale by all Newslealers {o Great Britain. 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