Life — May 10, 1894 — page 16: what you’re looking at

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AT SeIS§ORS AT NvLLas Tey had only been engaged fifteen years, but it seemed a long time to her and she was growing restless. “+ Darling,” she said in gentlest accents, ‘* our betrothal has been very sweet, has it not ?” “Iehas, it has, indeed, my own.” Butit has been very long, don't you think 2” Yes, it has been pretty middlin’ long,” he rejoined. “Twas thinking, dearest,” she continued, playing with his watch and casting down her eyes, “that our betrothal is nearly old enough to go out and work for its living. Couldn't we have it learn a trade, or get ita clerkship, or put it out at interest, or do something with it so that we might realize something on it? It has been hanging about home so long, burning gas and coal, and now it is nearly grown, It seems like a shame to have it doing nothing so long.” “But, my love—” “And just think,” she interrupted, ‘in six years more it will be of age. Idon't care so much about myself (raising her eyes), but pa and ma feel so hurt about it.” “What would you suggest ?"? “We might get married.” +: That's so, I never thought of that They are going to get married when / Home Journal. pril daisies bloom.—Boston STRANGER (in train): A very often, I presume ? ComMeRcia : Home? I should say not. seldom that I can't remember half the time where I live. telegraph to the firm to send me my address ! STRANGER: You don't say so! ComMmeRctaL: That's straight. Why, one time I was away so long that I forgot I'd ever been married, and I took sucha fancy to a pretty woman I met in a strange town that I eloped with her. StRaxcer: My! My! Commerctat: Yes, it would have been a terrible thing ; but when ne : I called on the firm during ny honeymoon and introduced her, the old TO HEAVEN IN A GOLDES man told me she was my wife before.—Agents’ Herald. 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