Life — April 19, 1894 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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*- LIFE: SIGORS A NvLLvs Where can I find these lines ? ‘+O woman, in our hours of ease Uncertain, coy and hard to please : But seen too oft, familiar with her face, We first endure, then p A LETTER to the Secretary of the Horticultural Society Satiety to be called to consider the Ca: axtionable in the next Reports. My Wif had a Tomb Cat that dyd. had Him berried in the Guardian, and for carks deposited under the roots of a Gos (The Frute being up till then of t after the Cat was berried, the Gosberris Catpilers of the same Bush was All of the same hairy Discriptic Tam, sir, your humble servant, TiHomas FRost."—Exchange. pity, then embrace.” Collier's Once a Week. “+ SiR—I partickly wish the what follows, as I think it mite be maid Trans- Being a torture Shell and a Grate favirit, we 0 sake of inrichment of the Mould I had the y Bush, smooth kind.) But the next Seson’s Frute, was all hairy—and more Remarkable, the SiR RICHARD STEELE, himself an Irishman, was asked by an Enj happened that Irishmen were soremarkable for making bulls. i 1 believe,” said he, **it is something in the air of the country, and I dare say, if an Englishman were born here he would do the same."—Overland Enquirer. Mr. Jimssti, the lawyer, whose name is a household word in Chicaxc moved into a beautiful suburban home. He is highly pleased with it in a ge but so many agents call upon him that he finds it rather a bore. The other day he opened the door to twelve agents before the afternoon was half over, and when he was summoned to the door for the thirteenth time he was mad enough to fight a herd of porcupines. 4 tall, sad-eyed man, dressed in black, confronted him and started to say something, be Mr. Jimsmith interrupted him : + You don't need to tell me what you have to sell, because I don't want it. need a burglar-proof clock, nor a bootjack that has a music box in can-opener, 1 don't —" My dear sir, you are mis (0, you don’t need to.‘ dear si it won't work. [tell you I don’t want a ga that may be taken from its hinges and used asa folding bed. I have no use for a cow bined curry comb and moustache cup. I have a full supply of furniture polish, coegh medicine, and hair restorer ; and, what's more, my wife doesn't need a recipe for presers ing codfish or frying billiard balls.” “Really, sir, this is a most extraordinary —" ; +O, of course, it’s extraordinary, but I don't want it. I suppose it can be used » ¢ horseradish and tune the piano, but I tell you that I don't need it. Perhaps it wil he grease spots out of clothing, pare apples, and chase dogs out of the yard, be you'll have to go somewhere else to sell it. Iam surprised that ‘a man of your age ant respectable appearance should go around trying to sell pocket cornshellers when 1 whole neighborhood is full of wood that ought to be sawed. What's the use of trying sella man’a fire-escape when you can make a dollar a day baling hay.’ + Tam not an agent.” “Then what are you 2” “I'm the pastor of the Orthodox Brethren Church, and T came over to get acquaiste, not knowing that you were running a private madhouse. Good day." —Chicago Tribune I dost nor a stem-windieg For sale by all Newsdealers in Great Britain. 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