Life — March 15, 1894 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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“LDR E Ait SEISSORS Av NvLLvS Mr. Lowry is a man with a moderate twelve years, whom he is already sendin; i day. FF i 3 income and one child, a boy of eleven or toa French master, who is accustomed to be Recently Mr. Lowry sent Henry to his lesson without the usual at evening the father did as he always does—looked over the boy's exercise, and this is what he found Henry doing his best to put into Parisian French : Have you no money ? money. The week is up. “T have no Has your father no money ? I need money. What is the day of the week? The day of the week is Monday. Does your father know the day of the week 2” “+ Georcr, said Mrs. Cawker to her husband, “why did you ask Carrie what she wanted for a Christmas present, and when she replied that she wanted a sealskin sack, why did you go off and get her a cheap glove-buttoner ?” ** Why, my dear,” replied Cawker, ‘* the essential thing about a Christmas gift is that it shall be a complete surprise,"—Bazar. The young clergyman had consented at the last moment to act as substitute for the venerable man who was accustom« to the prisoners. ‘* My friend J to goto this morning."—Chicago Tribune, Mr. SAPHEAD (during the honeymoon) : discover that she loved me ? BRIDE (sweetly) : fool.—New York Weekly. said the embarrassed faced the assembled toughs and vagrants, "it rejoices my the Bridewell Sunday morning and preach young man, as he rose up and yeart to see So many of you here When did my little duckie darling first When I found myself getting mad every time anyone called you a A MAN of doubtful reputation was on his way home one night, and came across a pi of planks, which for some reason had been unloaded upon the ‘roadside. He couldet or thought he couldn't, resist the temptation to steal one of them. He could not go through the village with it, and so he took a cut through the fel By and by, in the gathering dusk, he wandered into a bog-hole and sank in the mire. more he struggled the deeper he sank, until, getting alarmed, he cried lustily for help, His shouts brought a neighbor with a lantern. “Why, Jones, what does this mean?" asked the good Samaritan. world came you here ?” “Twas in a hurry to get home,” said the thief, ‘and so I cut across. got into this bog. The more I tried to get myself out, the deeper I got in, and finaly | went back to the road and got this plank to see if I couldn't get myself out’ with that" Christian Secretary. Ox Cadillac Square the other evening, a big newsboy gave a little newsboy a clip the nose and ran away. There was a good deal of yelling and shouting, and it was fed five minutes before the little chap would dry his tears and stop his cuss words and the case over from a reasonable standpoint. By and by a citizen made him see that ty world was like a great fish pond, and that the big fish were continually engaged in eatig up the smaller fry, and he then observed : “Ifa feller is bigger’n you are, he’s goin’ to git away wid you ?” “That's about the size of it.” “« And it ain't no use to fight him 2” “«'Cause if you got your gang together and thumped him, he'd lay for you and ata| you alone and hammer jim blazes out of you.” “ Naturally.” a si Lsee how itis. The biggest jest licks the smallest?" He got up with a determined look on his face, and went around into Randolph Stree, and by the time the philosopher caught up with him, he had tackled a kid smaller tha himself, and was wiping the ground up with him.—Detroit Free Press. For sale by all national News London, B.C, Company, Bream’s Building, England,’ ome Newsdealers tn Great Britain. The Inter. ‘Chance! "y EVROFEAN AGENTS—Memrs. 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