Life — March 8, 1894 — page 3: what you’re looking at

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VOLUME XXIII. . L | F E ‘ NUMBER 584. Sy persec HOIGE. ~ a 7 i Dies and the Devil met one day, And both began to discuss the way ‘That each would like to travel. Said the Devil, ‘Give me a coach with cushions of fire, Stuffed with the bones of perished souls, With wheels of brimstone, with red hot tires, And horses with eyes like burning coals,” Said Death, ‘* That may do very well, ; But it strikes me, old boy, it'll look like H——! wt As for me,” and he laughed, ** Ha, ha! ] Oh! give me a Brooklyn trolley car!" Chip. HER ONLY LONGING. ] RS.NORRIS: Since] have been married I have had only one wish ungratified. Mr. Norris: And what is that, my dear ? Mrs. Norris: That I were single again. IN DOUBT. << “Wat's THE MATTER, Tom ?” . . “Dt IN TROUBLE. I DON'T KNOW WHETHER I OUGHT TO DIE WHILE I HE theatrical manager is known by the company 14 youxo AND BECOME A ANGEL OR WAIT AN’ GROW UP TO BE A MAN he keeps. AN' HAVE A MUSTARCHE AN* SIDE WISKERS !" IMPORTANT IF TRUE. E see by the daily papers that Mrs. Paran Stevens, Mrs. George L. Rives, Mrs. Henry Sloane, Mr. and Mrs. Charles Albert Stevens, Mrs. of th Duncan Elliot, Mrs. S. V. R. Cruger, Mrs. Henry Frenc Clews, Mrs. Oliver Harriman, Jr., Mr. Ward McAl- mpatt lister, Mr. and Mrs. Harry Le Grand Cannon, al ai Mrs, Fred.Neilson, Mrs. Burke-Roche, Mrs. Charles th F, Havemeyer, Mrs. I. Townsend Burden, Mr. ; a and Mrs. J. Borden Harriman, Mrs. Fernando lo 4 Yznaga and Mrs. W. Seward Webb. aw of hav ) ord rials CLIPPING FROM THE “TOMBSTONE MUSTANG.” ‘\A TENDERFOOT ARRIVED IN TOWN YESTERDAY TO TAKE CHARGE OF SIBLEY's RAN THE BOYS DID NOT FANCY HIM, SO HE LEFT TOWN BY RAIL, THAT AFTERNOON. DESTINATION UNKNOWN.” A DISAGREEABLE NIGHT. comicbooks.com