Life — January 18, 1894 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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A COLD CORNER. “ARTHUR IS WRAPPED UP IN THAT BOSTON GIRL." “Is HE? I HOPE HE HAS HIS OVERCOAT ON.” Name in paper. Flat in New York. Occasional opera. Birdie has solitaires and sealskin sacque. Club. Whist. Won't go home till morning. Birdie in tears and old wrapper. vi. Big business. Long of everything. Market booming. Champagne cocktails. Coupé. Tailor bills and Fifth Ave- nue confections. Wish could speak French. Hambletonian mares, Small house off the avenue. Vil. Market smashed. Banks timid. regrets to Stock Exchange. Tradesmen bitter creditors, in insurance office. cents quart. Calls for margins. Sent Room traders good fellows, No bowels. Auction. Situation $1,200, Coat shiny. Plain gin. 75 Vil. House in Gowanus. Old friends near-sighted. Birdie Bar Harbor, weighs 210, Four girls. Beard grizaling. Turkey in paper bag Thanksgiving. Hard lines. Pipe better than cigars, anyhow. Damp towel on plug Sundays, Eldest girl engaged to corner grocer's boy. Boy says old man prosy. Curtain, Used to be high flyer. INNOCENT SARCASM. ITTLE WILLIE: 1! wish I was you, Mr. Selfmade. MR. SELFMADE (who has come to dinner); And why, Willie? WILLI ‘Cause you don’t get your ears pulled for cating with your knife. WELL DISGUISED. HE: Leander Chumpleigh doesn’t look like an actor, does he? HE: No; and he doesn’t act like one either.