Life — January 4, 1894 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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“SAY, COACHEY, DO YOU THINK YOUR MISSIS COULD SPARE YOU TO DRAG THE TWINS AROUND THE BLOCK FOR AN HOUR OR TWO?” Sir WILLIAM Je: world, appointment. ** But it is most urgent,” cried the caller, in dismay. ** Quite impossible, sir.” “Well, mend him."—Argonaut, R, the distinguished English physician, used to tell with great gusto a tale of ‘a footman of Sir Andrew Clark, that other great English physician who has recently died. Sir Andrew was well-known for his kindness to his servants, who regarded their master as the greatest man in the One day a gentleman in urgent need of Sir Andrew's services learned from Jeames that it was impossible to see the eminent physician except by n you Not tell me, then, of some one else near at hand ?" “Well, sir,” replied Jeames, reflectively, ‘there is a vei practitioner named Jenner on the other side of the street; Mrs, INCHBALD had a child-like directness and synplicity of manner, which, combined with her personal loveliness and halting, boc utterance, gave to her conversation, which was both humorous and witt; after traveling all day in a pouring rain, the dripping coachman offered her his arm to help her out, when she exclaimed, to travelers: ‘Oh, no, no! Y-y-y-you will give me my death of cold! a most comical charm. Once, e amusement of her fellow- Do bring me a-a-a-a dry man."—Argonaut, SMALL BROTHER: y respectable general think I may recom- SMALL BROTHER: News. BETWEEN-SEASON SALE. KRAKAUER, 1893-94. WE beg to announce that in addition to our usual discount during the month of January, we have added 5%—making it now 15¥—as an in- ducement to those who are hesitating on account of the present financial condition, and also to keep our large staff of skilled workmen fully employed, thereby giving our patrons and others the benefit of getting our exclusive materials, designs, and styles at extremely low prices. PERFECT FIT GUARANTEED. Krakauer, Ladies’ Tailors and Habit Makers, Cor 36th St. 391 FIFTH AVENUE. WHI &SON, Havewrors ano Sous Mawes, {> PHILADELPHIA Do you know the number one TROKONET IS READY? Ask any photographic supply dealer or the manufacturers. THE PHOTO-MATERIALS CO., Rochester, N. Y. CATALOGUE FREE ON APPLICATION, Highest honors at the World’s Fair. DEAF ISS. 21540.Noises cunen eng, ‘Vitter book ot prete REE Hamilto HAMILTON, BERMUDA. Open from December until May. J. R. MEAD, Mer. Cable address—Hotel, Bermuda. 1 should think sister would a good deal rather have you call on her than Mr. Getthere. NEW ADMIRER (delighted) : Would she? Why? “Cause he always musses up her hair so."—Good | ioute BEST LINE CHICAGO AND ST LOUIS ST PAUL AND MINNEAPOLIS NOTICE. UBSCRIBERS TO“ LIFE" will please give old address as well as new when re- questing change of same,