Life — December 21, 1893 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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ea SEIGGORS AT WLS & pall town in Kentucky late at night with three other men, and when f us were assigned to a room, posed to find fault, ap, and when | tumbled into bed, with a good-ni I was asleep in ten minutes, but two hours later 1 awoke to find him T arkiven we reached th it, however, and picious sort of ¢ deigned a reply still sitting in his chair and wide awake. “Helio! What ails you 2” Tasked Nothing Troub! No. was not di { with insomnia ?* all day 2" No. Afraid of me To be honest with you, stranger, I ar That seems funny. Do I loc - LIFE: “<3 The one I got had two beds in My room-mate seemed to be a sus- bt to him, he scarcely * he admitted. k like a thi oe No, you don’t; but [ have done some figuring in this. You gave the landlord your watch, didn’t you 2?” there's more your stuff before daylight.” “Well nd then you'll have to rob me to get on ue than he has probably ever seen before. He'll skip with Stranger, I'm a man as don't never take I've got a revolver here, and the first move you make to get out of bed I'll in turn over, can’t 1?” * Yes, but be powerful careful about it, for I'm up to snuff.” I turned over and went to sleep again, and when morning came his moving around awoke me, I tried to joke him, but he was sour and morose and wouldn't take it. When we went down stairs it was to find the colored help sitting in the early sun, with no move towards breakfast. ** What's the matter?" I asked. “Mars — has done gone an’ left de place in de night, an‘ dar’s nobody to boss! was the reply My room-mate had figured “right smart."—Pailadelphia Call. * CHOLLY's in disgwace at the club again !" said Willie Wibbles. **Deah! Deah! You don’t say so. He's always in twouble, isn’t he. lawst week that he came out without his twousahs wolled up.” “It's worse this time.” “How 2?” “This mohning he forgot to bwush and comb his chwysanthemum !"—IWVashingtor Star. A GENTLEMAN travelling on the Great Northern Railway, having delivered his | to the care of a porter, made himself comfortable in the corner of a carriage. T! came to the carriage for the ‘reward of merit.” “Well,” said the gentleman, ‘I sce by the letters ‘G. N. R." on your cap, never received." ‘+A little mistake, sir,” replied the porter. fused.’"—London Snap-Shots. CREDITOR (roughly): S DEBTOR (gentolly): My C.: do, dol?” Why? D.: Because a little child can ask questions that the wisest. men cannot answer.— N.Y. Press. A Goo old lady said to her nephew, a poor preacher : * James, why did you enter the ministry ?” ++ Because I was called,” he answered. “James, said the old lady anxiously as she looked up from wiping her spectacles, ‘tare you sure it wasn't some other noise you heard ?"—Lynn Item. It was only “It should be: ‘Gratuities never re when are you going to pay me that bill ? jend, you put me in mind of a little child. 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