Life — December 14, 1893 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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i AT SEISORS A LLG al, unmistakable, chronic tramp, and when the kitchen door was opened ght of him almost unnerved the lady of the house. asked he replied. urveyed him +L want somethin’ to Do?” she exclaimed as sh n. that's what I said.” + What in the name nse can you do?” she inquired as her nerve returned I kin eat, mum,” he answered promptly, and she slammed the door in his face. — Detrott Free Press. ra poem that had just come in by mail So young and so gifted | Hardly eta graduate of one of the most exclu: sive and expensive female seminaries in the country | There is a vigor about this produc- a breeziness, a wealth of imagination a ‘lity of expression truly wonderful i {her youth and inexperience. And "added the editor, Gring i ically into the waste bas! Vtwork off on this paper a poem that t to make *virago’ rhyme with * Chic -Fx. + So young,” mused the editor, Tie Prontes or THe Day —London Punch. How to get this year's sleeves into last year’s jacket * LYRE - So vast are the ruins of Pompeii that they cannot all be excavated, at the ordinary rate of progress, before the middle of the next century—on the European plan, thats Chicago would have the whole place cleared up and choice corner lots for sale in just al». four weeks from the time when the first tipcartful of ashes was taken away.— Boston A CERTAIN debating society is discussing the question as to which is the angrier— the husband who goes home and finds that the dinner is not ready, or the wife who has dinner ready and whose husband does not come home ? It is believed that the debate will end in a draw.—Worthington's Magazine. books 1 sung wad in his left an innocent-looking man standing: by ** Loox out for thieves! Hands on your pock crowd,‘ That chap with the velvet vest’ carries i added in an undertone a moment later, speaking his side. —Chicago Tribune. 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