Life — December 7, 1893 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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LIFE THE SEASON. ATER pone cracklin’ bread Take the place of melons red, Sugar cane and ‘possum fat, Fill each Georgia Democrat t Atlanta Journal, A Bostox clergyman tells me that, a short time ago, he was anxious to refer toa k called “+ Seekers After God.” Ransacking bookstores and libraries in vain for it, he ly called to mind that a Chi {riend, also a clergyman, had frequently quoted from o he wrote look about in Chicago bookstores, and buy the book for him as sc possible, B ram came the startling reply : ** No Seekers After God, in Chica ‘oston Globe. Tie: gas man called on the dentist to have a tooth extracted. * Do you want to take gas ?" asked the D. D. S + How much will it require Oh, don't worry about that; I'm not going to measure with the meter you use on —Detroit Free Press. Witp-evep Man: Gimme a box of rat poison. CLERK (suspictousty): Do any of your neighbors sing ‘* After the Ball ?” Twenty-five cents, please."—New York Weebly. “T wish to know office of the Western ma night 2” id the elderly female physician who had been admitted to the or, “if it is safe for a lone woman to go on the streets here at And the mayor looked as serious and solemn as the circumstances would permit when he replied : Tribune. “Madam, I can’t look you inthe face and say that it is not."—Detroit Every one in Boston knows of old John the Orangeman, thas pictaresaye and almost historical personage who presides over the affections of all Harvar men. And every one who knows Jobn knows also that his life's motto is that familiar phrase which expresses briefly and to the point, sorrow and perpetual darkness. the wish that Yale may be forever relegated to the region of One afternoon strangers were walking through the yard at Harvard, and on every hand they saw the college seal bearing this mottc Christo et Ecclesia.” Not being on speaking terms with Cicero, Cxsar and the other Romans, this did noth- ing but to arouse their curiosity. Finally they met John. “Tsay 1" said one of the visitors. what they mean ?” “1 see these words everywhere. Can you tell me John looked carefully at the Latin inscription, bit his pipe a little harder, and then replied, gravely “OF don Budget. jist know, fr'nd, but Oi tink it means‘ To h— wid Yale !"—Soston THE other day I was told of a little girl who attended a distribution of prizes given by the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals. 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