Life — November 30, 1893 — page 13: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

He: THAT CAD BEHIND US SAYS VENT TO PARIS TO MASTER THE FRENCH LANGUAGE, She; Wett. You Can Ste THE FRENCH LANGUAGE HAS THE TEST FOR OPTICIANS. E: Fuller is very near-sighted. SHE: But he saw a lady standing in the car when you and the other men appeared not to, HE: Exactly. He couldn't tell rouge and powder from the natural color. PRO BONO PUBLICO. IMPSON: There's a very simple device by which the elevated roads are going to accommodate a great many more passengers than they carry now. ROBINSON: What is that ? SIMPSON: Remove the scats from the cars, R, NOOPOP: My baby cries all night. 1 don't know what to do with it. Mr. KNowitr: I'll tell you what I did. As soon as our baby com- menced to cry, I used to turn on all the gi That fooled him, “He thought it was broad daylight and went to sleep. ILLY: I believe that Gussie de Hoppy is losing his senses, Jim: That's about the most charitable thing I ever heard said of Gus. BADLY WORSTED, ASKED Jans for a fiver, And he wrinkled up his brow ; “I don't lend less than ten,” said he, “*And I haven't that much now.” POKER TERM. comicbooks.com