Life — November 23, 1893 — page 25: what you’re looking at

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Jootets: What is the differ- ence between a hen's lay and a You can always get money for a hen's lay. — Ray- mond's Monthly. TRACT from a new novel: { where you are, Reginald Advance one. step 41 will tell you what I ¢ World's Fair lain, as he faded from view.— Philadelphia Record. Princirat. (congratulating his hok-kecper on his twenty-five years’ jubrlee): At the same time ‘Task you to accept a small pres- ent, s00 marks in gold less the usual discount of 14% per cent. for cash payments, amounting to 7% marks.—Lustige Blatter. SWELL OF THE PERIOD: Oh! . [have sent for you, cer- still T must confess T have htest faith in modern 1 science. Doctor: Oh! that doesn't matter in the least. You see, a mule has no faith in the veteri- Sue (some time after the honey- moon) : You used to say that there was no one in the world like me. He: Yes, by George! and 1 am more convinced of that fact than ever.—Roston Transcript. * Have you found religion yet, my friend ?” the Rev, Sam Jones inquired of one of his hearers. “+ No,” was the reply. at is your occupation, may “Lam a detec + H'm { observed the great re- Boston Courier. “Jonny,” said the boy's father, “you should not interrupt me at the dinner table when I tell that story about when I was in the war, Even if it is a long story, and you have heard it before, filial re~ Spect requires that you be patient.” * said the lad, after a “What is it, my ? ‘Is ‘filial respect” something like * senatorial courtesy 2" "— Washington Star. A MAN who had been convicted of stealing a small amount was nary surgeon, and yet he cures him —Tagliche Rund- “COME HERE, MY PRETTY DEARS.” No, TH. pON'T see why it takes ENTIRELY.” Bertie so long to learn to tal WE MAY BE SILLY, BUT WE DON'T INTEND TO LOSE OUR HEADS. brought for sentence, some years ago, before Judge Quinn, who presided over a criminal court down East.” He looked very sad and hopeless, and the court was much moved’ by his contrite said the young mother anxiously “I spend hours every day trying to teach him, B'ess its ‘ittle footsy tootsies ! Doesn't muzzer dess do ever'sing she tan to det it to talky walky? Tum to its muzzer! Popsy wopsy doncy duckums ! Widdlecome, bidlecome, fiddle-de-dee ! Tove its pitty ‘ittle eyes now and go s'eepy !"—Chicago Tribune. A roReIGN diplomat, conversing with the Hawaiian Queen on the subject of the mixed races in Hawaii, said : “But your Majesty surely has no white blood in your veins 2" “Indeed, I have white blood in my veins,” said the Queen. ed “My grand- father ate Captain Cook." Exchange. appearance,“ Have you ever been * Never! never!” exclaimed the sentenced to im # said Judge Quinn, con- prisoner, bursti “Don't ery, don’t ¢ solingly ; “you're going to be now."—Argonaut. msby with that Lutestring girl lately. No. When he spoke of marriage she frightened him off. She said in an impassioned manner, * Harry, I will be wholly yours—where thou goest I will go." And he says she meant it, too. When he came to think of the times he might want to have a little quiet game, or something of that sort, he felt that such devotion as hers might fall on him, and So he let the matter drop.—Boston Transcript, A. JAECKEL, 11 East roth St., N. Y. Choicest Furs. Very Latest Styles. Seal Skin Jackets. Persian Jackets. Muffs, Collars, etc., etc, Receiver of the Grand Gold Medal, Paris Exposition, 1889. ao Sale : oats, Fitth, Avemie, Capes, and Hats, Furs, Sealskin, Mink, Persian, Russian and Alaska Sable, Made up in the latest and most stylish shapesin Coats, Capes and Eton Jackets, Will be sold withont Teserve Defying Competition, comicbooks.com