Life — November 23, 1893 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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LIFE THE SAD TRUTH. HE fellow who said he was dy For some one to love No one ever dies of dise That find their expression in song. ‘They live on through ages and ages, Both giving And when we nd suffering pain, are thinking we've lost them, They rise up with another refrain, —slemphis Scimetar. WELL, old fellow, I hear that your grandmother is dead.” he died yesterd. It is the way of the world. <dvanced in years, vas wealthy.” “Oh, yes, she left a will and testament You were always a favorite of hers. Yes,” he replied, and the tears began to stream down his cheeks, "—Exchange, nentioned, I'm to have the Testament.” replied the old fellow, somewhat sadly, We must all die sometime, and the old lady was well She left a last will and testament, of course ? I have understood she till more sadly. Your name was mentioned, of course?” “my name was A reEACHER's righteous soul was sadly vexed. by the talking and giggling of of the junior members of his congregation. — Breaking off in the middle of his di he looked straight at his tormentors and said : “Some years ago there happened to sit right in front of the pulpit a young man, who was perpetually laughing and talking and making silly faces. 1 wl short and took him severely to task. At the close of the service a gentleman stepped up to me and said: pene scuurse i, you made a great mistake; that young man is an idiot “Since that time I have not ventured to reprimand any persons who behave them. selves indecorously in church, lest 1 should repeat the same mistake and inflict censure upon an idiot.” ‘There was exemplary und Meer. silence during the rest of the service-—Ueber Land Onr: day at the Leeds assizes, Justice Fitzjames Stephen re-entered the court after luncheon, long before it was necessary, in order to read over his notes, A solitary jury man was there munching his mid-day Sandwich. “A fine day, my lord,” remarked this individual to his lordship, somewhat to the surprise, Yes, sir." the judge answered, with his wonted gravity, “it is a very fine day.” “Has your lordship ever heard Mr. Waddy preach ?” asked the irrepressible juror: “if not,” he continued, “I shall be most happy to give your lordship a seat in my pew e's face darkened as he looked from his notes, and, in an awful voice growled have not heard Mr. Waddy preach, and, please heaven, I never will unless conveyed thither by superior force."—Argonaut, k pumbers of Lire can be had by noiying at, fhe ettee, Sig xv. eek ‘$15.00 each, bound. 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