Life — November 16, 1893 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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LIFE SEASONABLE. here; the weather bids Us heap the grate with cannel. Glove dealers flannel put in kids, And mothers’ kids in flannel.— Boston Courier. OX the night of his arrival in London, M, Zola was recovering from the fatigue of the journey, when the door of his room in the hotel opened and a waiter entered, bearing a magnificent basket of flowers, and delivered th owing message: *t Mr, Oscar Woilde, sir, sends these flowers, and a 1 for a few minutes.” The words ghly zzled and shook his head, exclaim- Jscawoile ! 1 do not know him {" Vhat kind of nimal is this Oscawoile, anyway ?” ignorant of English pronunciation. “Give him back his vegetables, and show him the door, At last the personal conductor of the party gota hearin known donor was the apostle of British astheticism—a re touch the hearts of his audience, Finally, M Uleman's card, and at once a smile of intellig juired a French journalist, cried another. and explained that the un- ommendation which failed to la bethought him of looking at the gen- ce lit up his expressive features, as he gasped out, in repentant accents: ** Wh: author of * Salomé **Oscarre Veelde!" shouted all the others And so the two master spirits of the age were brought into contact, AN English judge, traveli sented one of the drafts he some one. was imy pocket-be was absolutely necessa was also the local judg his ident’ Come hat may be so,” replied the judge one has to be careful." Exchange. p" fa y, he said, chaffin . You must admit you've often hanged a man on less evidence.” “but when it comes to parting with th jud Iv takes the “well-broug The other evening at Mrs. loving cu One of the should have three handles, ‘an account, the United Sts d at a local bank, but was told he must be iden| He explained to the bank agent that as he knew h ossible, and he showed him his card, his letters of introduction, his name in h book, and the initials on his handkerchief, but all to no. purpose. During the conversa and, after he had exhausted all/his attempis to convince him of great heavens, it is M. Oscarre Veek which we have all read and enjoyed. Let him be shown in at on didn't he say so in the first pla rgonaut. tes, finding himself short of cash 0 one in district thi Identification ion the stranger learned that the banker dollars, child to discover the hidden meaning of things E's in K street. somebody was showing a picture of an ant which had just been presented to a famous actor by his professional brethre party remarked that it had always been a marvel to him why a loving cup said he, **for one handle as belonging to the lover and the other’ss belonging to the beloved, but the third handle—" The shrill little voice of Mrs. E's youngest, who has seen two elder sisters pass through the marriageable period, piped u “That's for the chaperon."—Aate Field's Washington, le coptes of Vols, I. and II. out of 5 x numbers of Live can be had by applyin in ae acon’ ‘and XVUIT. gio each, bound, Vola! vy Badd XV. and XVI, $15.0 each, bound” Vols 4 ‘Subscribers wlabing addrewe changed will greatly fa Vol 1, bound, $39.00, Vols II, Vint, apd fe matters by sending old address as well as new. 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In Moire Antique, Barre and Chene effects, our collection has been more than usually beautiful. White Silks, Satins, etc., is a specialty with us. Two more cases of Black Moire Antique are due on Wednesday Our Black Satin Du- chesse, 24 inches wide, at $1.25 and $1.50 per yard, is remarkable value. James McCreery & Co. Broadway and 11th St., NEW YORK. TYPEWRITERS. Unprejudiced advice given. All makes half price. Shipped anywhere for examination. Exchanging a Specialty. Monthly payments. 52-page catalogue free. TIPEWRITES | 45 Liberty St. New York, HEADQUARTERS, { 183 Monroe St., Chicago. SPAULDING& (Qnoonponartan.) Gold ana Silver Smiths. OHIOAGO, ILL. Without a Flaw. Our purchases are always with a view d making reliable offerings to gem-buyes Diamonds of the First Water, Towels ofallkinds. Watches, Clock Silverware and Art Bits.—Our sta! of all these is complete. Send for“ Baggestion Book,” mait free. 36 Ave, de l'Opera, Paris. 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