Life — October 12, 1893 — page 17: what you’re looking at

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KRAKAUER, Ladies’ Tailors, 391 Fifth Avenue, Cor. 36th St. AUTUMH, 1898. Mr. J. Krakauer has returned from Europe, with his usual display » of Novelties and Styles, and begs to solicit an early inspec- t ion. We also take pleasure in announcing that at the request of numer- ‘ous patrons, we have opened a department especially for the manufacture of young misses’ garments. Our new scale of prices. moderated to meet the presenttimes, we are confident, will Dreceive instant & approval. Perfect Fit Guaranteed. Donat (an Americanized Scotchman to his cousin Sandy, newly arrived): Sandy, me boy, and what will ye havé for your breakfast the morning ? Sanpy : Oatmeal. : And what for dinner ? Oatmeal. But what for supper ? Oatmeal. ‘And what else will you have besides oatmeal ? Sanpy :_ Losh! mon alive, #s there onything else? —Boston Courter. The old reliable firm, Marie Brizard & Roger, estab- lished for a century and’a half, The only firs:-class cor- dials on the market. For sale everywhere. T. W. Stemmiler, Union Square, New York, ESHARTISHORNS suavenociens Beware of Imitations, NOTICE AUTOGRAPH OF “Dennis, I'll give you a quarter if you'll take my dog to the pond and give him a swim,” said a farmer to.a native of Erin who was in search of work. Dennis agreed, took the quarter and the dog and started off. He entered the first public house he came to, spent the quarter, asked the landlord for a pail of water, which he threw over the dog, and then went ck, The farmer, however, noticed that the under part of thedog’s body wasquite dry, and on taxing Dennis with the fraud got the reply : “Faith, soor, that dog can only swim on its back.” —New York Mercury. Valuable but not Costly. It may save you a great deal of trouble in cooking. Try it. We refer to the Gail Borden Eagle Brand Condensed Milk, regarded by most housekeepers as absolutely essential in culinary uses, and unsurpassed incoffee. All Grocers and Druggists sell the Fagle rand, Tuis story is about twins, The nurse was giving them a bath. Later, hearing the children laughing in bed, she said : “ What are you children Laughing at?” Oh, nothing,” replied Edna; “only you have given Edith two bathsand haven’t given meany."—x. Mitacac’s Catisava has stood 63 years’ test as a rell- able tonic and appetizer. Six bottles, $459. Be Sure and get the genuine. 183 Broadway. “Great joke on Jarley.” it was that ?"" Went fishing and didn’t catch anything. Ordered ahalf-dozen bass sent to his house, so that his wife would think he caught ‘em. When the basket was pened, they turned out to be bottled Bass,"—Zazar. Leulich tC MAKERS OP Riding Habits, Coats, Capes? Gowns, HATS, BONNETS, Fine Fur Garments For Carriage, Street and Evening Wear. Ready Made and to Order —_—at- Moderate Prices. Fitth Avenue, Cor.22 St. LIFE BINDER. CHEAP, STRONG anp DURABLE, Will Hold 26 Numbers, Mailed to any part of the U.S, for $1.00, postage free, Address Office of “LIFE,” 28 WEST 23d STREET, N.Y. ATEST INVEN Bitte eae euT iy OnE POU! EPHEN F. WHITMANES 0 EHTORS AND SOLE MANS, “i> Soren HALCYON HALL Ee. Mitlbrook , ~ Buchess Ca Ry, An Ideal Hotel at Last! The Hotel of the World. SEEING IS BELIEVING. Halcyon Hall. Now open for the fall season. Ninety miles from New York. Elevation 1,000 fect. Russian Royal Orches- tra three times daily. | Write Manager for illustrated prospec- tus. Take N. Y. Central R. R., 345 P.M. 2) hours from New York. W. L. DOUGLAS Best Calf Shoo Ia tho World. for the Price, W. L. Douglas? name and price is stamped on the bottom before leave the factory to protect youagaiust high prices. Dealers who make the price on unstumped shoes to suit themselves,charge from $4 to $5 for shoes of the same quality as W, L. Douglas $3.00 Shoe. It you wish to.get the best shocs in quality for your money it will pay you to examine W. L. Dougias Shoes when next in need. Sent by mail, Post SEP Free, when shoe dealers cannot supply you. Send for catuloguc with full instructions how to order by mail, ’ Le DOUGLAS, Lox G51, Brockton, Mass, comicbooks.co