Life — September 7, 1893 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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- LIFE: IF | SHOULD DIE TO-NIGHT. [F [should die to-night, And you should come to my cold corpse and say, Weeping and heartsick o'er my lifeless clay: If I should die to-night, And you should come in deepest grief and woe, And say,‘ Here's that ten dollars that | owe,” T might arise in my great white cravat And say, ** What's that ?” If should die to-night, And you should come to my cold corpse and kneel, Clasping my bier to show the grief you feel; Tsay, if I should die to-night, And you should come tome there and then, Just even hint about paying that ten, I might arise the while, But I'd drop dead again. Quincy Spice Box. Tu © was a select family gathering in the Back Bay district the other night, asd, parlor was full. Charles Augustus was an invited guest and he was doing his best tol. agreeable. He had fallen dowry that would go with her with eyes and ears wide open. asked him : “Mr. Charles, don't you want a glass of ‘0, thank you, my little girl,” he ** But I wish you would take on: love with the she married. She regarded *Cause," sai see how you do it. There was a dull thud of silence in that parlor, and there is one less name on Charhs Augustus’ visiting list.—Boston Courter. THe tramps were trudging along the dusty roads on a hot afternoon, because the harvest hands wouldn’t let them stop in the shade to rest, and they had had nothing y eat or drink since the night before. “* Hungry 2?” asked one, “Yes, but I'm drier,” was the gloomy response. “What would you give for a nice, cold gl * Willie,” responded the other, earnestly, Press. “THERE'S one curious thing about discovering places,” said Johnny, after he ga “Take Bermuda, for instance. How he happened to stumble on a place with a name just like bi, through with his study. named Bermudez. bests me."—Harfer's Bazar. said, persisted the little disturber of the public peace, ‘And why do you wish me to drink some water ?” he asked. the precocious tot, ‘mamma says you drink like a fish, and I wants, oldest daughter—or rather with a powas Little sister Mabel was there, si Charles Augustus with curios water?” jass of beer?” I'd almost work for it."—Detroit Free Tt was discovered by a ma TA PRR ri raatiy ‘Sing of Vols. 1. and I. Sey RVIL and XELIT $19.00 each, bound ¥e tate matters by sending ‘Back sumbers of Live can XV. and XVI, $18.00 each, Gubscribers wishing be had by bound. Vola. ‘Address changed ix. and ZX" 9s new. $90.00. Vols. IL, VIII, XIIl and each. Back numbers, one year old, i XIV., $20.00 each, bound. Vols VIL, X., XI, 10. ‘cents per copy. 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